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Song Parodies -> "The Roadkill Cafe"

Original Song Title:

"Up, Up, and Away"

Original Performer:

The Fifth Dimension

Parody Song Title:

"The Roadkill Cafe"

Parody Written by:

MasonR

The Lyrics

Time to bring this song down to earth...
Wouldn't you like to try lunch at the Roadkill Cafe?
Flattened Rabbit fried with a sauce called Cream Brullee
Just be sure to pick the gravel out before you bite
It's outa sight, outa sight!

What's special today
At the' Roadkill
Yes the Roadkill Cafe?

There's wolf with tire marks served at the Roadkill Cafe
Pooch and cat pate appetizer's fresh today
We can dine on rat and mouse and grouse from highway five
They're not alive, served with fries

What's special today
At the' Roadkill
Yes the Roadkill Cafe?

All splattered under an eighteen wheeler's weight
You'll find great grub that the chef prepares us
We'll dine on guts of a deer pulled off a grate
And ginger toad they serve us
A gourmet might be jealous

Strange things you will see served at the Roadkill Cafe
Squirrel fricassee is a favorite every day
If this makes you sick, it's just a trick--it's only Soy
Why don't you try? Nothing died!

What's special today
At the Roadkill
Yes the Roadkill Cafe, Cafe

The Roadkill Cafe
The Roadkill Cafe...
Parody by Mason "Yo Soy" Resnick

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AFW - April 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Delicious humor...great job, here
alvin - April 16, 2007 - Report this comment
you served up a winner...grisly fun
QC79 - April 16, 2007 - Report this comment
There ain't nothin more disgustin' than squashed Tofu. Hee-hee!
Ann Hammond - April 16, 2007 - Report this comment
What alvin said
stuart mcarthur - April 16, 2007 - Report this comment
loved the "Strange things you will see/Squirrel fricassee" rhyme Mason - of course wombats feature heavily on the menu at the Australian franchise - 555
MasonR - April 17, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks AFW, Alvin, QC, Ann, & Stuart!

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