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Song Parodies -> "Wearing Sweaters"

Original Song Title:

"Getting Better"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Wearing Sweaters"

Parody Written by:

MasonR

The Lyrics

Here's a little ditty for those cool winter months...
I dread it when weather gets cool
My wife says, "high heat is for fools"
She turns the temp down
Making me frown
She's the boss, and makes the rules

And so, to keep warm, I'm wearing sweaters
I'm wearing sweaters all the time
I've stocked up on mittens and sweaters
Been wearing sweaters
Since she's been mine

In our house it's fifty degrees
My hands are numb, and I must sneeze
More sweaters I wear
At my wife I swear
If she keeps this up, we'll both freeze

I try to keep warm by wearing sweaters
A bulky sweater all the time
I've stocked up on mittens and sweaters
I'm wearing sweaters
But don't feel fine

Wearing friggin' sweaters all the time
I'm wearing sweaters all the time
Sweaters...sweaters...sweaters...
I dream of sweaters in my mind
Sweaters...sweaters...sweaters...

I used to be warm and wear t-shirts
And flip-flops inside during blizzards and twenty below
Man, I was hot, but these days I am not
'Cause I can't feel my toes or my hands

And so, to keep warm, I'm wearning sweaters
I'm wearing sweaters all the time
Yes I've got mittens and sweaters
Been wearing sweaters
Since she's been mine

Wearing friggin' sweaters all the time
I'm wearing sweaters all the time
Sweaters...sweaters...sweaters...
I dream of sweaters in my mind...
Sweaters...sweaters...sweaters...
Parody by Mason "out of semi-retirement" Resnick

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Mark Scotti - November 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Chilling fives for you. Bitter cold is bad, but the polar opposite can be bad as well: http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/therollingstones168.shtml
LilMouseGotEars - November 16, 2009 - Report this comment
sir, did you check your dryer ? . . . the Mice gathered there for a good/snuggly reason, Sir ! . . . . Ps: I love Christmas in November . . . . . I love Christmas in derFAll . . . . Why, Oh why do I love Christmas, because Santa's got Jingle (*)alls .
Christie Marie M - November 17, 2009 - Report this comment
Hey, stranger! Nice to see you writing again after a long hiatus!! Appropriate theme for cold weather! Here's 555 sweaters!
MasonR - November 18, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks for the fives and the welcome backs (welcomes back?) everyone. LilMouseGotEars: I wasn't expecting your post to end like that! LOL! So much for innocent LilMissWhatever!
UnKnownVotress - November 19, 2009 - Report this comment
Oh, he got 'Spurs' that Jingle, Jangle, Jingle . . . .

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