As many Beatles fans know, Paul McCartney's original working title
for his classic "Yesterday" was "Scrambled Egg." What most
don't know is that he actually wrote an entire song called
"Scrambled Egg", with completely different words; he eventually
kept the melody but took it lyrically in a different direction and
that's the version everybody is familiar with. As a
life-long Beatle musicologist, however, I have spent many years
researching the original "Yesterday." I even went so far as to go
to the Apple Corps Music vaults, endearing myself to Martha, a
ferocious dog guarding the original music manuscripts in order
to gain access and perhaps find this holy grail of Beatle-dom.
Finally, my efforts (some might call it "stalking") have paid off. I
am now proud to reveal the long-lost, original words to
"Scrambled Egg." (The manuscript is currently in a secure,
undisclosed location, under the loving care of Sgt. Pepper
himself.)

I think we can all consider ourselves fortunate that Sir Paul decided to
change the lyrics!