Song Parodies -> Buy A Star
| Original Song Title: | "Drive My Car" |
| Original Performer: | The Beatles |
| Parody Song Title: | "Buy A Star" |
| Parody Written by: | MasonR |
Late one night I was watching TV
A smooth voice said, "join the registry"
A stellar concept! A star named for me!
Amazing what you can get for a fee
Baby you can buy a star
Or you can fill up your car
Baby if you buy a star
Then you are a sucker
Another ad said my knives are no good
A plastic chopper, buy this I should
It dices, slices, but not very fine
And it only costs $12.99
Baby you can buy a star
Or you can fill up your car
Baby if you buy a star
Then you are a sucker
Rip rip, rip off, yeah!
Baby you can buy a star
Or you can fill up your car
Baby if you buy a star
Then you are a sucker
Then this guy said to build better abs
he said "listen bub, buy this though it's a slab"
But I changed channels'I couldn't say yes
And made a contribution to PBS
Baby you can buy a star
Or you can fill up your car
Baby if you buy a star
Then you are a sucker
Rip rip, rip off, yeah!
Rip rip, rip off, yeah!
Rip rip, rip off, yeah!
Rip rip, rip off, yeah!
A smooth voice said, "join the registry"
A stellar concept! A star named for me!
Amazing what you can get for a fee
Baby you can buy a star
Or you can fill up your car
Baby if you buy a star
Then you are a sucker
Another ad said my knives are no good
A plastic chopper, buy this I should
It dices, slices, but not very fine
And it only costs $12.99
Baby you can buy a star
Or you can fill up your car
Baby if you buy a star
Then you are a sucker
Rip rip, rip off, yeah!
Baby you can buy a star
Or you can fill up your car
Baby if you buy a star
Then you are a sucker
Then this guy said to build better abs
he said "listen bub, buy this though it's a slab"
But I changed channels'I couldn't say yes
And made a contribution to PBS
Baby you can buy a star
Or you can fill up your car
Baby if you buy a star
Then you are a sucker
Rip rip, rip off, yeah!
Rip rip, rip off, yeah!
Rip rip, rip off, yeah!
Rip rip, rip off, yeah!
Parody by Mason "this parody was made possible by viewers like you" Resnick
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Stellar.
First magnitude.
This parody glitters!
hey, i bought MYSELF a star...i call it alvin centauri..nah, just kidding, but i loved your song...great concept...5s
Beating up on the star-naming scammers gets a big thumbs up from me! Well written.
Thanks all! I actually got the idea for this song years ago, while watching an episode of "The Magic Schoolbus" with my kids. The sleazy star-naming character was voiced by Dabney Coleman (how's that for trivia?)
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