Song Parodies -> Brain Freeze!
| Original Song Title: | "Freeze-Frame!" |
| Original Performer: | J. Geils Band |
| Parody Song Title: | "Brain Freeze!" |
| Parody Written by: | MasonR |
Drink up!
I was suckin' up a milkshake Monday
Too fast I slurped that drink right down
I shut my eyes, the pain came 'round
My head, ice-cold, began to pound
I coudn't see or hear a sound
Called the doctor. He said, "son, it's nothing
A common summer malady
Cold-drink big-gulp consequentially
This short-lived pain, it ends, you'll see"
But it hurts so much now to me!
Brain Freeze!
Brain Freeze!
Brain Freeze!
Brain Freeze!
Oooh, freeze!
Now it's over and my head's much better
The memory will disappear
Of frozen gray cells 'tween my ears
Keep drinking, flavor's nice and strong
I'll slurp again 'till it feels wrong
Brain Freeze!
Brain Freeze!
Brain Freeze!
Brain Freeze!
Oooh, freeze!
Too fast I slurped that drink right down
I shut my eyes, the pain came 'round
My head, ice-cold, began to pound
I coudn't see or hear a sound
Called the doctor. He said, "son, it's nothing
A common summer malady
Cold-drink big-gulp consequentially
This short-lived pain, it ends, you'll see"
But it hurts so much now to me!
Brain Freeze!
Brain Freeze!
Brain Freeze!
Brain Freeze!
Oooh, freeze!
Now it's over and my head's much better
The memory will disappear
Of frozen gray cells 'tween my ears
Keep drinking, flavor's nice and strong
I'll slurp again 'till it feels wrong
Brain Freeze!
Brain Freeze!
Brain Freeze!
Brain Freeze!
Oooh, freeze!
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Just stupid enough for a set of 5's ... I love it!
Very cool! :-) 555s!
I think Ted Williams would've like this one as much as I do.
Ted Williams... LMAO... that's great
Oh man! That Ted Williams joke? Man,that was COLD!!!
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