It's time for Wall Street maniacs
We try hard to avoid tax
We simply can't relax
Crunch the numbers, work the fax
We're Wall Street maniacs

Let's meet the Lehman Brothers
And the Lehman sister, Dot
We trade in stocks and futures and deal money 'till we drop
We stop 'round Happy Hour so we can go to pot
The tension's great, the hour's late
The money is a lot

We're Wall Street maniacs!
We've got IPO contracts
George Bush chokes on snacks
While Bill Clinton plays the sax.
We're Wall Street maniacs!

Meet Allan Greenspan he's a man
who can scare me and you
He sneezes and the Street will freak,
We don't know what to do
Board rooms are a-twitter when he goes to the loo
He cuts the rates, now that is great
Have I a deal for you!

We're Wall Street maniacs!
We have blue-blooded contacts
We'll charge you to the max
There's a dollar in our slacks.

We're Wall Street maney,
Totally insaney
Capitol Gainey
Wall Street Maniacs!