Dear sir or madam would you like this url?
It's ideal for you, I tell ya, it's a pearl
If you buy it from me I'll get such a thrill
Just say the word, the cost is half a mil
URL squatter
URL squatter

Now it's mine outright, but if you're not bright
It could make a bundle for me overnight
All I have to do, find corporate Magoo's
Suckers everywhere, and that's why I'm a
URL squatter
URL squatter

URL squatter, squatter, squatter

Gonna send you spam because that's who I am
I'll say your website now won't garner many fans
Please don't hit delete key, don't you like my style?
Sirens all around, cops are coming for me,
URL squatter
URL squatter

Now I'm here in jail, but I will not fail
I'll send out more e-mails once I'm out on bail
If I can't sell to you, someone else will do
There's money to be made, I'm a vermin
and a URL squatter
URL squatter

URL squatter, squatter, squatter...