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Song Parodies -> "URL Squatter"

Original Song Title:

"Paperback Writer"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"URL Squatter"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Based on a true story. Some bozo sent us email trying to sell my
publisher a web site, touting how relevant it was to our business, for
a "mere $150,000". I wanted to gag him with a meta tag.
Dear sir or madam would you like this url?
It's ideal for you, I tell ya, it's a pearl
If you buy it from me I'll get such a thrill
Just say the word, the cost is half a mil
URL squatter
URL squatter

Now it's mine outright, but if you're not bright
It could make a bundle for me overnight
All I have to do, find corporate Magoo's
Suckers everywhere, and that's why I'm a
URL squatter
URL squatter

URL squatter, squatter, squatter

Gonna send you spam because that's who I am
I'll say your website now won't garner many fans
Please don't hit delete key, don't you like my style?
Sirens all around, cops are coming for me,
URL squatter
URL squatter

Now I'm here in jail, but I will not fail
I'll send out more e-mails once I'm out on bail
If I can't sell to you, someone else will do
There's money to be made, I'm a vermin
and a URL squatter
URL squatter

URL squatter, squatter, squatter...

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John Barry - July 14, 2004 - Report this comment
This is one of my fave Beatles tunes. Nice job. Like your profession, too. I served as ME of several mags.
Lee Yo Jay-Z - July 14, 2004 - Report this comment
This is great.
MasonR - July 14, 2004 - Report this comment
John Barry: Thanks. Being an ME is fun when my editors get their stuff in on time...which is not often enough!

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