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Song Parodies -> "Complain"

Original Song Title:

"Cocaine"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Eric Clapton

Parody Song Title:

"Complain"

Parody Written by:

MasonR

The Lyrics

If your gadgets are broke
And they're starting to smoke
Complain
If you play basketball
The ref makes a bad call
Complain

(complaint department responds:)
"We don't care"
"We don't care"
"We don't care"
Complain

If your daughter at night
Dates a guy who's not bright
Complain
If your main dish is cold
And the wine is too old
Complain

"We don't care"
"We don't care"
"We don't care"
Complain

If your back has gone out
Call your doc and pout
Complain
If the weather's too hot
You can't find ice for squat
Complain

"We don't care"
"We don't care"
"We don't care"
Complain

If this parody's worse
Here's an extra verse
Complain
If the pacing is wrong
It's gone on too long
Complain

"We don't care"
"We don't care"
"We don't care"
Comp--
(Song abruptly ends as complaint department clicks the "off" button)
Parody by Mason "satisfied customer" Resnick

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.9
How Funny: 3.9
Overall Rating: 3.9

Total Votes: 11

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   2
 2
 2
 
 2   1
 1
 1
 
 3   0
 0
 0
 
 4   1
 1
 1
 
 5   7
 7
 7
 

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alvin - February 08, 2008 - Report this comment
lol...my favorite of the day
Stan Hall - February 08, 2008 - Report this comment
What's to complain? 5s :-)
Red Ant - February 08, 2008 - Report this comment
LOL. Loved the extra verse as well. 555.
AFW - February 08, 2008 - Report this comment
This one is funny fun
John Barry - February 08, 2008 - Report this comment
No complaints about this parody.
Ann Hammond - February 08, 2008 - Report this comment
he he
MasonR - February 09, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks alvin, Stan, Red Ant, AFW, John, and Ann!
Peregrin - February 10, 2008 - Report this comment
Beautiful, it's so simple, my mind starts going "Hey! Why didn't anyone think of this earlier?" !
Poop Pants - February 11, 2008 - Report this comment
Great 70s song, and great parody! However I do have 1 complaint: someone gave you 2's? Let me fix that with some 5s.

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