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Song Parodies -> "Blue Velcro"

Original Song Title:

"Blue Velvet"

Original Performer:

Bobby Vinton

Parody Song Title:

"Blue Velcro"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Didja know that every time someone publishes the name "Velcro" without the
trademark "R" or doesn't capitalize it, Velcro's lawyers initiate legal action? (Must keep at least a dozen lawyers gainfully employed finding and zapping Velcro
mis-users!) So as you read the following, please pretend there's an (R) after
each use of the word Velcro (R). Thank you for your cooperation. :-)
She wore blue Velcro
But the lawyers wont let me say
The word Velcro, not today
They'll get mad

She wore blue Velcro
Fabric fastener best to call
Makes the song boring but that's all
No lawsuit

I got a nasty letter
Saying cease and desist
They've got time and money
Protect their name, a stupid game of

Blue Velcro
Their strange logic I do not see
My silly song just cannot be
Seems so near
And so I think of blue Velcro
Through my beer

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