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Song Parodies -> "Hooked on the Ceiling (A masochist's love song)"

Original Song Title:

"Hooked on a Feeling"

Original Performer:

B.J. Thomas

Parody Song Title:

"Hooked on the Ceiling (A masochist's love song)"

Parody Written by:

MasonR

The Lyrics

I can't stop this feeling
Stings the sides of me
Girl, your leather face mask
Is constricting me
When you bind me
With those knots so tight
That's how I know
Everything's all right

I, I'm hooked on the ceiling
Masochist feeling,
That you'll draw blood from me

Whips as sweet as candy
The taste stays on my mind
Gag me, lash me, hurt me
Drink another cup of wine

Stilletto heels suit you, girl
Walk on my chest with spurs
To pain I'm addicted
'Till I can't endure

All these chains, love, when we're all alone
Beat me up girl, yeah that turns me on

I, I'm hooked on the ceiling
Masochist feeling
That you'll draw blood from me

All the chains, love, when we're all alone
Beat me up girl, yeah that turns me on

I, I'm hooked on the ceiling
A masochist feeling
That you'll draw blood from me
Song parody by Mason "spare the lash, spoil the parody" Resnick. More musical mutilations.

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PMS - October 08, 2005 - Report this comment
That song made me laugh til I hurt! Thank you sir! May I have another?
Michael Pacholek - October 08, 2005 - Report this comment
This is gonna hurt me more than it hurts you... five lashes, and not with a wet noodle!
alvin rhodes - October 08, 2005 - Report this comment
you had me laughing before i ever got to the song...this is beautifully twisted...5s plus
QC79 - October 09, 2005 - Report this comment
I liked "whips as sweet as candy". Minor change, major laugh! 555. Ouch!
Rex - October 09, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL! Brings to mind the great Tom Leher's "Masochism Tango".
carol - October 09, 2005 - Report this comment
twisted, sick, worth hanging around for. had me laughing 'till I was tied up in knots. 555+
MasonR - October 09, 2005 - Report this comment
PMS--you know the joke about the masochist and the sadist? The masochist says "hit me, hit me!" and the sadist says "no!" Michael--you're right, that didn't hurt a bit. Alvin--thank you! QC79--thank you! Rex--thank you...that's the ultimate complement. I grew up listening to the Masochism Tango! Carol--I'm glad the parody hooked you in!
Michael Pacholek - October 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Mason, your joke reminds me of the one where the pessimist says, "This can't get any worse!" and the optimist says, "Of course it can!"
MasonR - October 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Good one, Michael! LOL

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