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Song Parodies -> "Instant Derma"

Original Song Title:

"Instant Karma"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

John Lennon

Parody Song Title:

"Instant Derma"

Parody Written by:

MasonR

The Lyrics

Derma, also known as Stuffed Kishke, is a traditional eastern
European dish that some consider a delicacy. A small number
of individuals even consider it fit for human consumption. It
consists of cow's intestines stuffed with ground beef, rice, cow
lungs, and...um...excuse me for a minute, I'm feeling a bit ill...
Instant Derma's gonna get you
Going down it feels like lead
You better get yourself antacid
Pretty soon you're gonna be dead
What in the world you thinking of
Stuffed intestines some steer gave up
What on earth you tryin' to do
Cow lungs are hard to chew

Instant Derma's gonna get you
When you stuff it in yer face
Be afraid of the ground beef, darlin'
Questionable taste
How in the world you gonna seethe
Chicken fat for me?
Who in the hell d'you think you are
A kitchen star
Well, right you are

Well we all dine on
Stuffed Intestines are not much fun
Yeah we all dine on
Ev'ryone come on

Instant Derma's gonna get you
Gonna put you off of meat
You may not recognize the stuffing
At your dinner seat
Wretched main dish, I fear
I'd rather drink it down with beer
Why on earth should you care?
If I eat my share
I'll puke right there

Well we all dine on
Stuffed Intestines are not much fun
Yeah we all dine on
Come on and on and on on on
Yeah yeah, alright, uh huh, ah

Well we all dine on
Stuffed Intestines are not much fun
Yeah we all dine on
On and on and on on and on

Well we all dine on
Stuffed Intestines are not much fun
Yeah we all dine on...
(fade out)

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Claude Prez - April 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Fear Factor Five
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