-> "The Mighty Schwartz (Schwartz the Tailor)"
Original Song Title:
"The Mighty Quinn (Quinn the Eskimo)"
Parody Song Title:
"The Mighty Schwartz (Schwartz the Tailor)"
The Lyrics
He'll fix your suit
He'll fix your shorts
That's one great tailor
He's the mighty Schwartz
He'll fix your pleats
No charge, of course
That's one great tailor
He's the mighty Schwartz
Everybody's wearing suits and shirts
Some clothes fit them like a skin, others are making them hurt
Even blue jeans need repair so you can enjoy
And when Schwartz the taylor gets to 'em
You'll be glad you didn't hire a goy
He'll fix your suit
He'll fix your shorts
That's one great tailor
He's the mighty Schwartz
Dont' know when he takes a rest, he works 'till it's complete
He doesn't shmooze, no fabric waste, he makes room for your seat
Sewing till his hands are numb, so your jacket fits your limbs
And when Schwartz the taylor is working
Ain't nobody better bother him
He'll fix your suit
He'll fix your shorts
That's one great tailor
He's the mighty Schwartz
He'll fix your pleats
No charge, of course
That's one great tailor
He's the mighty Schwartz
Let me wear what I wanna wear, spring fashion in the fall
He knows every fabric, trims for short or extra tall
Buy your clothing off the rack--he will make a custom fit
And when Schwartz the Taylor is finished
You'll have everything except for...shoes
He'll fix your suit
He'll fix your shorts
That's one great tailor
He's the mighty Schwartz
He'll fix your pleats
No charge, of course
That's one great tailor
He's the mighty Schwartz
He'll fix your suit
He'll fix your shorts
That's one great tailor
He's the mighty Schwartz
He'll fix your pleats
No charge, of course
That's one great tailor
He's the mighty Schwartz...
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