Must have Parkay tonight
Cholesterol has reached new heights
Butter-like bread spreads are hard to get right
This tates like Cheeze Whiz
Yes it is

Butter made from milk, I'm told
Can keep you from growing old
I can't have dairy whenever I please
Arteries get hard;
Surgery you see
Angioplasty

I could be happy with cheese by my side
And cream—but forget it
Cause they're so good I can't stop
No, I can't
No sir, I can't
Yum!

This stuff does not taste right
I think that it's a spread that's light
Oleo margarine just makes me blue
There's nothing I can do
Yes it is, it's true, yes it is it's true