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Song Parodies -> "A Bris is a Bris"
Original Song Title:
"Theme for Mr. Ed"
Original Performer:
Original TV Show Theme Song
Parody Song Title:
"A Bris is a Bris"
Parody Written by:
MasonR
The Lyrics
Bris=Circumcision, required of Jewish males; Moil=someone who conducts ritual circumcisions; Shema=A prayer that's central to the Jewish religion. That's all you need to know. Me? I'm feeling a little hoarse. Of course.
A bris is a bris, don't be remiss
About many brisses I reminisce
But if you miss it isn't bliss
Get yourself a Moil
If you have a bris that goes amiss
You might inform someone you want to kiss
Don't want to have to think of this
Get yourself a Moil
Doctors snippety-snip the thing and foreskin goes away
But if your Moil is no M.D., well that is why we all pray
If you have a lad, do not dismiss
If you say "Shema," then I must insist
You think that you shouldn't have a bris?
Well listen to this:
"Get yourself a Moil!"
About many brisses I reminisce
But if you miss it isn't bliss
Get yourself a Moil
If you have a bris that goes amiss
You might inform someone you want to kiss
Don't want to have to think of this
Get yourself a Moil
Doctors snippety-snip the thing and foreskin goes away
But if your Moil is no M.D., well that is why we all pray
If you have a lad, do not dismiss
If you say "Shema," then I must insist
You think that you shouldn't have a bris?
Well listen to this:
"Get yourself a Moil!"
Parody by Mason "no shortcuts" Resnick
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painfully funny
You must remember this: a bris is still a bris/a mohel is still a mohel/the sunder-penile things apply as knife goes, "Bye!"/and when cover's removed/you hope cutter ain't stewed/Or got myopic eye/the sunder-penile things apply as knife goes, "Bye!"
Mazel - ouch - tov!
Ain't no bliss in a briss - but there's bliss in this! 555
Funny write, here
A cute little snippet!
Mason, we have a recording of one of our parodies "Peeled at a Bris" - you should go check it out! :-)
Mason, we have a recording of one of our parodies "Peeled at a Bris" - you should go check it out! :-)
%:::::::::::::::) X::::::% NOOOOO!!! get those snips away. 5's
Cute...ouch...song...one of the ads at the right is about 'restoration'. What next? 5's
Thanks Alvin! John, you should submit that one. I give it 5's. Thanks 2Eagle, Yoidy, Meriadoc (what's the URL for Peeled at a Bris?), crazy8snake and Adagio. LOL, I hadn't noticed before but the Google ads on the right are funny!
Mason, you can get to it from here:
http :// www. soundclick. com/ bands/ pageartist. cfm?bandID= 200187
Just remove the blank spaces.
http :// www. soundclick. com/ bands/ pageartist. cfm?bandID= 200187
Just remove the blank spaces.
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