Song Parodies -> Help, Viagra

Original Song Title:

"Help Me, Rhonda"

Original Performer:

The Beach Boys

  
Parody Song Title:

"Help, Viagra"

Parody Written by:

MasonR

Isn't medicine wonderful?
Well it's later in my life,
And there's one thing that makes me forlorn
You see, I just turned 59,
and don't know if I can perform
Now when we try stuff in bed
My wife wonders if I'm dead
I need some help, Viagra.
Help me feel like 18 again

Help, Viagra
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Help, Viagra, yeah!
Make me 18 again

It's been causing me some strife
Since my peter lost its pan
Then my doctor, he prescribed
some Viagra. It will improve my plans
Before all I could do was sigh
Now I hardly even have to try
My wife says "Thanks, Viagra"
Now I feel like 18 again

Help, Viagra
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Help, Viagra
Help, help, Viagra
Help, Viagra, yeah!
Make me 18 again
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QC79 - November 30, 2004 - Report this comment
How'd you do this and keep it so...clean? 555!
Johnny D - November 30, 2004 - Report this comment
A hard song is good to rhyme.
Seeing blue - November 30, 2004 - Report this comment
I like it. This could be the new Viagra jingle!
John Kerry - November 30, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm John Kerry, and I approve this message.
George W. Bush - November 30, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm Teresa Heinz Kerry, and I approve whatever Karl Rove puts inside of me.
MasonR - December 01, 2004 - Report this comment
QC79--this was clean? Johnny D--...and a hard song is good to rhyme! Blue--As long as I get royalties ;-) John Kerry--uh dude, you're a bit late... W--yeah sure. I heard he has Rove-ing hands.
Laura Bush - December 02, 2004 - Report this comment
George, stop cross-dressing as Teresa, please?
BigDAve - April 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Fantastic.

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