Song Parodies -> 27 Genitals
| Original Song Title: | "27 Jennifers" |
| Original Performer: | Mike Doughty |
| Parody Song Title: | "27 Genitals" |
| Parody Written by: | MasonR |
I am endowed with 27 genitals
Many glands, impressive, or so I am told
mmmm yeah
If you count my nuts you will find fifty-four
You know it's the stuff of folklore
I'm a conversation piece among the girls
You might say I'm quite a handful
I am endowed with 27 genitals
Women faint, my gonads distract everyone
mmmm yeah
mmmm yeah
On my day of birth, inside the labor room
Doctor Smith could not believe it
All those little things were hanging down from me
Honestly, it was unsightly
mmmm yeah
mmmm yeah
Nobody quite knew what to think of this
I had a seven-hour bris
You could make a wallet from the leftovers
Please do not feed them to Rover
If you count my nuts you will find fifty-four
You know it's the stuff of folklore
With my family jewels you can make a crown
You could say I'm quite a handful
27 genitals
27 genitaaaaallllls
Many glands, impressive, or so I am told
mmmm yeah
If you count my nuts you will find fifty-four
You know it's the stuff of folklore
I'm a conversation piece among the girls
You might say I'm quite a handful
I am endowed with 27 genitals
Women faint, my gonads distract everyone
mmmm yeah
mmmm yeah
On my day of birth, inside the labor room
Doctor Smith could not believe it
All those little things were hanging down from me
Honestly, it was unsightly
mmmm yeah
mmmm yeah
Nobody quite knew what to think of this
I had a seven-hour bris
You could make a wallet from the leftovers
Please do not feed them to Rover
If you count my nuts you will find fifty-four
You know it's the stuff of folklore
With my family jewels you can make a crown
You could say I'm quite a handful
27 genitals
27 genitaaaaallllls
Parody by Mason "anotomically incorrect" Resnick
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unique concept....7 hour bris...lol...this is delightfully goofy
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