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Song Parodies -> "27 Genitals"

Original Song Title:

"27 Jennifers"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Mike Doughty

Parody Song Title:

"27 Genitals"

Parody Written by:

MasonR

The Lyrics

I am endowed with 27 genitals
Many glands, impressive, or so I am told

mmmm yeah

If you count my nuts you will find fifty-four
You know it's the stuff of folklore
I'm a conversation piece among the girls
You might say I'm quite a handful

I am endowed with 27 genitals
Women faint, my gonads distract everyone

mmmm yeah
mmmm yeah

On my day of birth, inside the labor room
Doctor Smith could not believe it
All those little things were hanging down from me
Honestly, it was unsightly

mmmm yeah
mmmm yeah

Nobody quite knew what to think of this
I had a seven-hour bris
You could make a wallet from the leftovers
Please do not feed them to Rover

If you count my nuts you will find fifty-four
You know it's the stuff of folklore
With my family jewels you can make a crown
You could say I'm quite a handful

27 genitals
27 genitaaaaallllls
Parody by Mason "anotomically incorrect" Resnick

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alvin - March 19, 2008 - Report this comment
unique concept....7 hour bris...lol...this is delightfully goofy
unKnownVO - March 19, 2008 - Report this comment
< !!! >
MasonR - March 19, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks alvin; unKnownVO: < ??? >

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