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Song Parodies -> "Crocs Around The Clock"

Original Song Title:

"Rock Around the Clock"

Original Performer:

Bill Haley and His Comets

Parody Song Title:

"Crocs Around The Clock"

Parody Written by:

MasonR

The Lyrics

OK, I get it. Crocs are comfortable. I'll admit that I own a pair--but I never wear them in public. Couldn't they make an effort to make them not look like an unfortunate industrial accident?
One, two, three o'clock, four o'clock, Crocs
Five, six, seven o'clock, eight o'clock, Crocs
Nine, ten, eleven o'clock, twelve o'clock, Crocs
I'm gonna wear a pair of Crocs tonight

Well my first pair was of sandals red
Said I wouldn't be caught in them dead
But now I'll wear a pair of Crocs tonight
I'm wearing Croc-Croc-Crocs, cause they feel all right
I'm gonna wear a pair of ugly Crocs tonight

They're lacking looks, these homely clogs
They'll turn a prince into a frog
But now I'll wear a pair of Crocs tonight
I'm wearing Croc-Croc-Crocs, cause they feel all right
I'm gonna wear a pair of ugly Crocs tonight

I offend my friends with my footware
But my feet are glad, so I don't care
And so I'll wear a pair of Crocs tonight
I'm wearing Croc-Croc-Crocs, cause they feel all right
I'm gonna wear a pair of ugly Crocs tonight

It may seem "un-hip," this plastic shoe
But they got me, and they'll get you, too
We're gonna wear a pair of Crocs tonight
We're wearing Croc-Croc-Crocs, cause they feel all right
We're gonna wear an ugly pair of Crocs tonight
Parody by Mason "ribbit" Resnick

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 12

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alvin - November 20, 2007 - Report this comment
croc on....funny...i'll be humming this all day...i'll take comfort over style anytime
Guy - November 20, 2007 - Report this comment
I've eaten alligator at Cajun eateries but I've never worn croc. I like the snappy pace of the OS with the snappy grace of the parody.

See ya later alligator
In a while crocodile

OK take 5 you lounge lizard.
AFW - November 20, 2007 - Report this comment
You put a lotta' sole in this
MasonR - November 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks alvin, and remember, it's better to feel good than to look good. Guy: at least they're not Alligator shoes! AFW: I guess I'm a sole survivor...
MrMacphisto - November 20, 2007 - Report this comment
This one made me crock up. 5-5-5
John Barry - November 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Fits like a slipper.
Roger Wood - November 21, 2007 - Report this comment
I was going to do one on this but you beat me to it! WD
MasonR - November 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks MrMacphisto, John, and Roger!
Alpha Skua - July 03, 2018 - Report this comment
Never smile at a crocidyle

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