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Song Parodies -> "Loose-Leaf Notebooks"
Original Song Title:
"Lucy in the Sky"
Original Performer:
The Beatles
Parody Song Title:
"Loose-Leaf Notebooks"
Parody Written by:
MasonR
The Lyrics
My daughter starts high school next year. She's nervous. This is for her...
Picture yourself with some college-ruled paper
And ten colored tabs, they're just the right size
Two inch thick notebook, it sits there beside you
With labels, you're so organized
Blue and green folders all plastic and new
Flower designs that you dread
Where are the pens that you swore that you saved
But they're gone?
Loose-leaf notebooks, bags, and binders
Loose-leaf notebooks, bags, and binders
Loose-leaf notebooks, bags, and binders
Ahhh...
Who needs a slide rule? We have Hewlett Packards
So even the teacher can calculate pi
Laptops run software to power the Smart Boards
The coolest things in Senior High.
Wheelie-type backpacks with four on the floor
Waiting to be dragged away
What's in the back of your locker? It stinks
But you're gone
Loose-leaf notebooks, bags, and binders
Loose-leaf notebooks, bags, and binders
Loose-leaf notebooks, bags, and binders
Ahhh...
Picture yourself on a bus that is yellow
That takes you to classrooms that are small in size
Lesson confusing, a hand raised, a question...
The girl with the glazed-over eyes
Loose-leaf notebooks, bags, and binders
Loose-leaf notebooks, bags, and binders
Loose-leaf notebooks, bags, and binders
Ahhh...
And ten colored tabs, they're just the right size
Two inch thick notebook, it sits there beside you
With labels, you're so organized
Blue and green folders all plastic and new
Flower designs that you dread
Where are the pens that you swore that you saved
But they're gone?
Loose-leaf notebooks, bags, and binders
Loose-leaf notebooks, bags, and binders
Loose-leaf notebooks, bags, and binders
Ahhh...
Who needs a slide rule? We have Hewlett Packards
So even the teacher can calculate pi
Laptops run software to power the Smart Boards
The coolest things in Senior High.
Wheelie-type backpacks with four on the floor
Waiting to be dragged away
What's in the back of your locker? It stinks
But you're gone
Loose-leaf notebooks, bags, and binders
Loose-leaf notebooks, bags, and binders
Loose-leaf notebooks, bags, and binders
Ahhh...
Picture yourself on a bus that is yellow
That takes you to classrooms that are small in size
Lesson confusing, a hand raised, a question...
The girl with the glazed-over eyes
Loose-leaf notebooks, bags, and binders
Loose-leaf notebooks, bags, and binders
Loose-leaf notebooks, bags, and binders
Ahhh...
Parody by Mason "school's out" Resnick
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Loved the ~Slide Rule~ line, Lord MasonRye !
Nice job on a good song. 555. I remember slide rules but never figured out how to use one.
yes! This dumb blonde did learn how to use a Slide Rule: soooo C O O L ! Dad-JJ had a collection of them, which my youngest sisterDDS inherited. I love to open them, and think of J J . . .
I just had to see how the pacing matched when I saw the title, good job :) And good luck, I have a 3 year-old daughter and I've blocked out high school as much as possible!
Thanks BlondeCakes & Timmy. Jeff, enjoy her at this age and don't even think about high school...it's a long way away for you.
Parody well written, well organized, and well paced. Oh, the joys of school shopping! Congrats and lots of luck to your daughter in high school! 5's.
Surprising well done considering how unmatched the two juxtaposed verbiages are. Flows well too.
Thank you, Christie and Tim! Unmatching verbiages iz what I do! ;-)
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