-> "Emissions (from 'Fiddling With The Earth')"
Original Song Title:
"Tradition (from 'Fiddler On The Roof')"
Original Performer:
Zero Mostel & Cast
Parody Song Title:
"Emissions (from 'Fiddling With The Earth')"
The Lyrics
Emissions, emissions. Emissions!
Emissions, emissions. Emissions!
Moms drive the car to drop the kids at soccer
Go out to the market
Buy our daily fare
And what do they drive that gobble up the Ozone
And belch out the fumes?
Minivans, minivans. Emissions!
Minivans, minivans. Emissions!
Do you know where I can buy a decent car?
A quiet car, that goes real far,
I don't want my car to kill the atmosphere
Or have tree-huggers give me dirty looks
The compacts, the compacts. Emissions!
The compacts, the compacts. Emissions!
I love to drive my vehicle, but there is one thing wrong.
It only gets 6 M.P.G., and that ain't pretty.
The Hummers, the Hummers. Emissions!
The Hummers, the Hummers. Emissions!
When will the E.P.A.
Enforce its fresh air rules?
Efficient cars are best
When gas is priced like jewels!
Restrictions, restrictions. Emissions!
Restrictions, restrictions. Emissions!
Emissions, emissions. Emissions!
Emissions, emissions. Emissions!
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