That poor George Bush, he's in a fix
With Babylonian terrorists
If we stay, then he is through
But leaving Iraq's hard to do

Bush says that "we must stay the course"
But he's beating a deceased horse
Can't find Osama. We're in a stew.
'Cause leaving Iraq's hard to do

They say to leave Iraq is hard to do
Although the troops, they would love to
Iraq's hard to defend
Who knows when we will piss them off
And they start chopping heads again?

I search the news, but I don't see
Where there's an exit strategy
Maybe Kerry has something new
'Cause leaving Iraq's hard to do

(repeat chorus, last verse)