-> "Knights In Pink Undies"
Original Song Title:
"Knights In White Satin"
Parody Song Title:
"Knights In Pink Undies"
The Lyrics
Knights in pink undies
And matching tights
Are kind of embarrased
Effeminate Knights
Glad they're not G-strings
Or kinghtly thongs
Because the faire maidens
Would soon be long gone
I'm not looking
No I'm not looking
Ohh, nooo...
Gaze at their dresses,
They walk hand in hand,
Just what they're going though
I can't understand.
Don't have to tell me
These are very strange men,
High heels and armor
Won't work out in the end,
I'm not looking
No I'm not looking
Ohh, Nooo...
Nights in soiled undies,
Have a real need to change
Smell them, you're smitten,
And you dont think it strange.
This music's depressing,
I can't stand this song,
Just what the truth is
It has dragged on too long.
I'm not looking
No I'm not looking
Ohh, Nooo...
(Epilogue, spoken: )
Breathe deep the gathering gloom
Flatuate in every room
Bedwetting people wake up and lament
Another beer, useless. Energy's spent
Grand Ladies Of Wrestling wrestle as one
Bill Clinton cries for love and has none
That Ruben Studdard must weight a ton
Two all-beef patties, please hold the bun
Classic rock radio that rules the night
Remove this song from my sight
I don't know art, mate, but I know what I like
Who decided this song was a hit?
Were they having delusions?
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