-> "I Want Some Pork I Can Chew"
Original Song Title:
"Can't Take My Eyes Of Of You"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"I Want Some Pork I Can Chew"
The Lyrics
I am an Orthodox Jew.
There are some things I can't do.
Pigs are forbidden to touch.
But am I curious? Much.
It could be a secret treat
It's called "the other white meat."
It's something I shouldn't do
But I want pork I can chew.
Pardon the way that I stare.
Watching your succulent fare.
The smell is making me weak.
To my Rabbi I cannot speak,
'Cause if I eat this kind of meal,
I fear I'll like it more than veal.
It's something I shouldn't do
But I want pork I can chew.
And I want bacon,
And if it's quite alright,
Some saussage taken,
And ham to eat tonight.
I smell that bacon.
Trust in me when i say:
Don't tell my Rabbi
Or I may have to pray.
Go to the Temple probably thrice a day
What if I like it? Oh, boy,
I'm in trouble...
That ham is making me drool.
Though not a big deal for you.
Forbidden food it's to me
Give me some Bac-os, let me be
When it was killed, did it squeal?
Are you enjoying your meal?
It's something I cannot do
But I want some pork I can chew.
And I want bacon,
And if it's quite alright,
Some saussage taken,
And ham to eat tonight.
I smell that bacon.
Trust in me when i say:
Don't tell my Rabbi
I'm gonna have to pray...
(fade out)
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