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Original Song Title:

"Whip It"

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The Lyrics

Warning: Not for the faint of heart...or dog owners...
Wok that Dog!
Order one of that
I like it fried
No, it's not a cat

When I go to Chinatown
Request Whippet
A special menu, many frown
They serve Whippet
A canine treat chow down
Yummy Whippet

Make Whippet
Cook it up
In the wok
Dog gone
Fry lightly
Special sauce
That's sweet and sour
A steaming plate
Of Whippet
Whippet's good

It's delicious diced or ground
First you strip it
I will never live this down
But I like Whippets
Dog won't have it's day
An ex-Whippet

Order Whippet
Whippet's good
Order Whippet
Whippet's good

Canine fried
Season it to taste
Freeze dried, a snack
In the oven, baste
When the police come along
Hide the Whippet
Just pretend that nothing's wrong
Shut up--zip it

Make Whippet
Cook it up
In the wok
Hot dog
Fry lightly
Special sauce
Puppy chow mein
That's Whippet
Do not paws
Sorry tail
Doggy bag
Pretend it's chicken
A steaming plate
Of Whippet
Whippet's good

Parody by Mason "dog lover" Resnick

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Overall Rating: 5.0

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alvin - December 26, 2008 - Report this comment
not much meat on a whippet, i usually go for the "slab o' lab"....sick, but fun parody
MasonR - December 26, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks alvin. It was just a little something I whipped up...
AFW - December 26, 2008 - Report this comment
Not much of an oriental food fan..but this is interesting
TJC - December 27, 2008 - Report this comment
Clever subs! Now I'd really like to hear your version of Johnny Cash's theme song: I Wok The Swine...
Spoof-Man - December 27, 2008 - Report this comment
MasonR - December 27, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks AFW, TJC and Spoof-Man. Just as an aside, I'm a life-long vegetarian. So, I see no difference between eating a cow and a dog.
What? - December 27, 2008 - Report this comment
MasonR - December 28, 2008 - Report this comment
What?: Thanks for your comment. I was getting worried that nobody was offended. But I must ask what offended you about this song? Do you eat chicken or cow? What's the difference between them and a dog if you're a meat eater, other than the fact that most dogs have names and are considered household pets?

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