Wok that Dog!
Order one of that
I like it fried
No, it's not a cat

When I go to Chinatown
Request Whippet
A special menu, many frown
They serve Whippet
A canine treat chow down
Yummy Whippet

Make Whippet
Cook it up
In the wok
Dog gone
Fry lightly
Special sauce
That's sweet and sour
A steaming plate
Of Whippet
Whippet's good

It's delicious diced or ground
First you strip it
I will never live this down
But I like Whippets
Dog won't have it's day
An ex-Whippet

Order Whippet
Whippet's good
Order Whippet
Whippet's good

Canine fried
Season it to taste
Freeze dried, a snack
In the oven, baste
When the police come along
Hide the Whippet
Just pretend that nothing's wrong
Shut up--zip it

Make Whippet
Cook it up
In the wok
Hot dog
Fry lightly
Special sauce
Puppy chow mein
That's Whippet
Do not paws
Sorry tail
Left-overs:
Doggy bag
Offended?
Pretend it's chicken
A steaming plate
Of Whippet
Whippet's good