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Song Parodies -> "This Kid Won't Snooze"

Original Song Title:

"Norwegian Wood"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"This Kid Won't Snooze"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Ahh, parenthood!
I once had a girl
Or should I say
She once had me
She cried in her crib
I've got the blues
This kid won't snooze

She wanted to play through her bedtime. This didn't seem fair.
She went on 'till midnight. She partied on my rocking chair.

I sat on the rug
Watching the time
Hearing her whine
She squawked until 2
Again I said
"It's time for bed"

I told her I worked in the morning but she didn't care
At 4 a.m. she was up screaming and pulling my hair

Then at 6:02
I had success
She took a rest
But my alarm rang
Starbucks or booze?
This kid won't snooze
Parody by Mason Resnick

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 6

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QC79 - February 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Love it! Nice job twisting the original lyrics for humorous effect. 555!
alvin rhodes - February 07, 2005 - Report this comment
this is wonderfully written...5s
Stuart McArthur - February 08, 2005 - Report this comment
what I used to hate was, you'd finally get him/her down, tiptoe out of the room like Kwaichang Caine gliding over the ricepaper without leaving a trace, then a faint distant ringing noise alerts tells you you've left your mobile phone right next to the pillow end of the cot - 555 for the memories Mason :-)
MasonR - February 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks QC and Alvin! Stuart--memories? It was more like nightmares. And yeah, I've done the phone thing, too. Ring! WAAAAH!
Susan - July 29, 2007 - Report this comment
Rings scarily true! Makes me think twice about having another one.

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