-> "The 70 Nations"
Original Song Title:
"Who Put The Bomp (In The Bomp, Bomp, Bomp)"
Parody Song Title:
"The 70 Nations"
The Lyrics
Sometimes I wonder, when
Babel went wrong
How all those nations
Got those funny names...
Ham, Put, Jobab
Cush, Canaan, Anamim, Sheba
Obal, Magog
Hivite, Hamathite, Dedan
Heth, Amorite
Kittim, Lud, Ludim, Aram
Hul, Naphtuhim
Havilah, Dodanim, Uz
Arkite, Zidon
Arpachshad, Havilah
Ashkenaz, Javan
Hadoram, Uzal (yeah!!)
When I first read
"Gether Sabtah"
"Asshur, Shelah, Abimael"
Pronunciation fell apart
And when I read Genesis
"Anamim Lehabim Elam"
"Tubal, Madal"
That's when confusion gripped my heart
So
Shem, Mash, Meshech
Tubal, Sheleph, Togarmah
Peleg, Sinite
Eber, Hazarmaveth Diklah
Ophir, Gomer
Elishah, Tiras, Ripath
Kittim Tarshish
Japheth Madal Mizraim
What do they mean?
Some of them sound obscene
Those names they aren't
Making sense to me (yeah!!)
Joktan Sheleph Jerah
Casluhim, Caphtorim, Girgashite,
Zemarite, Amorite, Jebusite, Shem
Confounded, language did not know
Stop building towers,
Raahmah, Sabteca,
Nimrod, Parushtim
Also Pelishtim, Almodad
So
Ham, Put, Jobab
Cush, Canaan, Anamim, Sheba
Heth, Amorite
Hivite, Hamathite, and Dedan
Gomer, Magog
Kittim, Lud, Ludim, Aram
Hul, Naphtuhim
Havilah, Dodanim, Uz
Arkite, Zidon
Arpachshad, Havilah
Ashkenaz, Javan
Hadoram, Uzal (yeah!!)
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