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Song Parodies -> "My Boyfriend's Back (Geriatric Version)"

Original Song Title:

"My Boyfriend's Back"

Original Performer:

Angels

Parody Song Title:

"My Boyfriend's Back (Geriatric Version)"

Parody Written by:

MasonR

The Lyrics

Most of the folks old enough to appreciate the original classic hit are
now getting old enough to relate to this version...
Spoken:
We went away, Miami bound
His spine bothered him every night
And when the Advil wore off
He felt things that weren't very nice

My boyfriend's back is giving him some trouble
(Oy, oy, oy, oy—my boyfriend's back)
Goes to the doctor, bent over double
(Oy, oy, oy, oy—my boyfriend's back)
He stood straight in life, but now that's not true
(Oy, oy, oy, oy—my boyfriend's back)
He's in pain, now I'm feeling blue
(Oy, oy, oy, oy—my boyfriend's back)

Hey, he's got apendicidis
Oy, and other things besides this

Heart's so bad, he's almost flatlined
(Oy, oy, oy, oy—my boyfriend's back)
Needs Epsom Salt so his feet can feel fine
(Oy, oy, oy, oy—my boyfriend's back)
He'll feel sorry he was ever born
(Oy, oy, oy, oy—my boyfriend's back)
Cause his pill's wearing off, and it's awful strong
(Oy, oy, oy, oy—my boyfriend's back)

Hey, he's careful what he's eatin'
Cause his ulcer is a bleadin'

I can hear his pitiful cries wahoo, wahoo,
Cause his prostate's twice a normal one's size wahoo
Vey iz mir*!
My boyfriend's back is giving him sensations
(Oy, oy, oy, oy—my boyfriend's back)
But not as bad as his flatuation
(Oy, oy, oy, oy—my boyfriend's back)
Yeah, my boyfriend's back (etc. till fade)
* "Vey is mir" is a Yiddish expression (sometimes it's "Oy vey iz mir")
that was often used by my grandmother when talking about my
grandfather's aches and pains. It's roughly translated as "woe
is me".

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

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Adagio - April 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Good take on this! 5's
Jack Wilson - April 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job, 5s!
Guy - April 10, 2004 - Report this comment
I like how you used the original title to mean something totally different. Some great lines - well done. This line was my favorite:

"But not as bad as his flatuation"

This was clever.
David Chrenko - April 10, 2004 - Report this comment
If you like the original song, you'll LOVE the parody. Geriatric Geritol Fives are comin' at ya!
Mari D - April 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Mazel tov! Very funny!
Meriadoc - April 12, 2004 - Report this comment
This was excellent, and very funny! ;-D
Rod Worden - April 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Very funny piece, great pacing, all 5s!
Claude Prez - April 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Great stuff; loved the ulcer line
Your Worst Nightmare - April 13, 2004 - Report this comment
4's! Great song! :-)

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