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Song Parodies -> "57 Condiments"

Original Song Title:

"27 Jennifers"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Mike Doughty

Parody Song Title:

"57 Condiments"

Parody Written by:

MasonR

The Lyrics

I use a sauce with 57 condiments
Put on fries, with patience, it is red and tastes good

it is
slow good

Tilt the bottle down and wait for it to pour
Everything tastes good with Ketchup
I will sit and wait for it to land on fries
I'm full of anticipation

I make a fuss 'bout 57 condiments
Sauerkraut, 10 pickles, tomatoes in brine

it is
slow good

You know that it has tomato concentrate
It has high-fructose corn syrup
It has distilled vinegar and spices, too
They say it has natural flavors

it is
slow good

J.H. Heinz makes condiments galore
Some are gross, others delightful
I dare you to eat some pickled onions
Five and seven numbers made up

J.H. Heinz makes condiments galore
Some are gross, others delightful
I dare you to eat some pickled onions
Five and seven numbers made up

57 Condiments
57 Condiments
Parody by Mason "57 Varieties" Resnick

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Stan Hall - March 25, 2008 - Report this comment
... and if you swallow the Ronald Reagan line, it's and adequeat school lunch, too. 555 for 57. :-)
alvin - March 25, 2008 - Report this comment
spreadin around some fives for ya
UnKnownVotres - March 25, 2008 - Report this comment
. . . careful Sir, watch your ~ sugar content ~
John Barry - March 25, 2008 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but this is tasty.
MasonR - March 25, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks Stan, alvin, UnKnown, and John. (The OS is getting a lot of airplay these days on a local rock station. You can see the YouTube video here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nN_5kkYR6k

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