Song Parodies -> I've Lost My Rubber Duckie
| Original Song Title: | "You've Lost That Loving Feeling" |
| Original Performer: | The Righteous Brothers |
| Parody Song Title: | "I've Lost My Rubber Duckie" |
| Parody Written by: | MasonR |
I'll never take a bath anymore if I can't find you
And if I can't squeeze you and hear your squeak, what can I do?
Now like a baby I'm crying, (baby).
Oh, duckie...were are you hiding?
I've lost my rubber duckie,
And I feel quite unlucky,
I've lost my rubber duckie,
Now it's gone...gone...gone...wooooooh.
Now there's no bubble bath I will take
If I don't have you
Not even soap on a rope can stop me from feeling blue
I'll throw a fit that is hissy, (baby).
Without you, I am just a big sissy.
I've lost my rubber duckie,
And I feel quite unlucky,
And just a little schmucky,
Now it's gone...gone...gone...wooooooh.
Rubber duckie, I'm on my knees looking for you.
If you'd make a sound, squeaky, then I could find you, yeah
We have a love...a love...a love you don't find everyday.
So don't...let...my...duckie slip away.
Duckie (Duckie), Duckie (Duckie),
I beg of you please...please,
I need a bath (I need a bath),
I need a bath (I need a bath),
My duckie goes squeak (My duckie goes squeak),
My duckie goes squeak (My duckie goes squeak).
Please find my rubber duckie,
Because I'm feeling yucky
Can't grow up, I am stuck-y,
'Cause it's gone...gone...gone,
and I can't go on,
noooo...
Please find my rubber duckie,
Because I'm feeling yucky
Can't grow up, I am stuck-y,
'Cause it's gone...gone...gone...
And if I can't squeeze you and hear your squeak, what can I do?
Now like a baby I'm crying, (baby).
Oh, duckie...were are you hiding?
I've lost my rubber duckie,
And I feel quite unlucky,
I've lost my rubber duckie,
Now it's gone...gone...gone...wooooooh.
Now there's no bubble bath I will take
If I don't have you
Not even soap on a rope can stop me from feeling blue
I'll throw a fit that is hissy, (baby).
Without you, I am just a big sissy.
I've lost my rubber duckie,
And I feel quite unlucky,
And just a little schmucky,
Now it's gone...gone...gone...wooooooh.
Rubber duckie, I'm on my knees looking for you.
If you'd make a sound, squeaky, then I could find you, yeah
We have a love...a love...a love you don't find everyday.
So don't...let...my...duckie slip away.
Duckie (Duckie), Duckie (Duckie),
I beg of you please...please,
I need a bath (I need a bath),
I need a bath (I need a bath),
My duckie goes squeak (My duckie goes squeak),
My duckie goes squeak (My duckie goes squeak).
Please find my rubber duckie,
Because I'm feeling yucky
Can't grow up, I am stuck-y,
'Cause it's gone...gone...gone,
and I can't go on,
noooo...
Please find my rubber duckie,
Because I'm feeling yucky
Can't grow up, I am stuck-y,
'Cause it's gone...gone...gone...
Parody by Mason "bubblehead" Resnick
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Paints a funny scenario...great work
Ya lose a fraction of a point for reusing the "we had a love ... a love ..." line unmodified, but rounds back up to 5. Maybe a good sub would have been "We used to scrub ... and scrub ..."
Needs to have Ernie from Sesame Street singing this one.
Needs to have Ernie from Sesame Street singing this one.
"Not even soap on a rope can stop me from feeling blue". . .Absolutely classic, I can envision the whole thing in my head. . . .I haven't read a whole lot by you--but this is great!
Agreed with McKludge on all points.
Thanks AFW! McKludge: good point. I liked that line as it was, thought it was kind of funny untouched, but your suggestion is brilliant! Thanks Below Average Dave and Agrimorfee!
Ok, here's the reworked line, as per McKludge's suggestion... "We had a a scrub, rub, a dub, we enjoyed everyday"
Love it
This one really entertained me! =D I'm really amused at the bits about hearing the squeak again.
Nice work! I'm envisioning a record with lots of quacking!
Me? I now feel spakling clean! You? There's no ducking these fives...
Best "Sesame Street" parody since I turned "Hurt" into "Bert."
strangely poignant....fit the tone of the OS well
A nice clean parody.
Thanks Ann, Wreckage, Bob, TJC, Michael, alvin (I was actually trying for "strangely poignant," so thanks for that ;-) ), and John!
Righteously funny my brother
Thanks PMS!
MasonR, I love rubber duckies. I have Betty Boop, Popeye, devil, cowboy and cowgirl duckies (all from Archie McPhee catalog) along with the usual yellow, smiley ones. I would take baths with them, but my bathtub is too tiny for even a Munchkin to use.
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