Song Parodies -> I've Lost My Rubber Duckie

Original Song Title:

"You've Lost That Loving Feeling"

Original Performer:

The Righteous Brothers

  
Parody Song Title:

"I've Lost My Rubber Duckie"

Parody Written by:

MasonR

I'll never take a bath anymore if I can't find you
And if I can't squeeze you and hear your squeak, what can I do?
Now like a baby I'm crying, (baby).
Oh, duckie...were are you hiding?

I've lost my rubber duckie,
And I feel quite unlucky,
I've lost my rubber duckie,
Now it's gone...gone...gone...wooooooh.

Now there's no bubble bath I will take
If I don't have you
Not even soap on a rope can stop me from feeling blue
I'll throw a fit that is hissy, (baby).
Without you, I am just a big sissy.

I've lost my rubber duckie,
And I feel quite unlucky,
And just a little schmucky,
Now it's gone...gone...gone...wooooooh.

Rubber duckie, I'm on my knees looking for you.

If you'd make a sound, squeaky, then I could find you, yeah

We have a love...a love...a love you don't find everyday.

So don't...let...my...duckie slip away.

Duckie (Duckie), Duckie (Duckie),
I beg of you please...please,
I need a bath (I need a bath),
I need a bath (I need a bath),
My duckie goes squeak (My duckie goes squeak),
My duckie goes squeak (My duckie goes squeak).

Please find my rubber duckie,
Because I'm feeling yucky
Can't grow up, I am stuck-y,
'Cause it's gone...gone...gone,
and I can't go on,
noooo...

Please find my rubber duckie,
Because I'm feeling yucky
Can't grow up, I am stuck-y,
'Cause it's gone...gone...gone...
Parody by Mason "bubblehead" Resnick
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AFW - September 11, 2007 - Report this comment
Paints a funny scenario...great work
McKludge - September 11, 2007 - Report this comment
Ya lose a fraction of a point for reusing the "we had a love ... a love ..." line unmodified, but rounds back up to 5. Maybe a good sub would have been "We used to scrub ... and scrub ..."
Needs to have Ernie from Sesame Street singing this one.
Below Average David - September 11, 2007 - Report this comment
"Not even soap on a rope can stop me from feeling blue". . .Absolutely classic, I can envision the whole thing in my head. . . .I haven't read a whole lot by you--but this is great!
Agrimorfee - September 11, 2007 - Report this comment
Agreed with McKludge on all points.
MasonR - September 11, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks AFW! McKludge: good point. I liked that line as it was, thought it was kind of funny untouched, but your suggestion is brilliant! Thanks Below Average Dave and Agrimorfee!
MasonR - September 11, 2007 - Report this comment
Ok, here's the reworked line, as per McKludge's suggestion... "We had a a scrub, rub, a dub, we enjoyed everyday"
Ann Hammond - September 11, 2007 - Report this comment
Love it
Wreckage B***h - September 11, 2007 - Report this comment
This one really entertained me! =D I'm really amused at the bits about hearing the squeak again.
Bob Emmet/Project Sisyphus - September 11, 2007 - Report this comment
Nice work! I'm envisioning a record with lots of quacking!
TJC - September 11, 2007 - Report this comment
Me? I now feel spakling clean! You? There's no ducking these fives...
Michael Pacholek - September 11, 2007 - Report this comment
Best "Sesame Street" parody since I turned "Hurt" into "Bert."
alvin - September 11, 2007 - Report this comment
strangely poignant....fit the tone of the OS well
John Barry - September 11, 2007 - Report this comment
A nice clean parody.
MasonR - September 11, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks Ann, Wreckage, Bob, TJC, Michael, alvin (I was actually trying for "strangely poignant," so thanks for that ;-) ), and John!
PMS - September 11, 2007 - Report this comment
Righteously funny my brother
MasonR - September 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks PMS!
Andria - September 14, 2007 - Report this comment
MasonR, I love rubber duckies. I have Betty Boop, Popeye, devil, cowboy and cowgirl duckies (all from Archie McPhee catalog) along with the usual yellow, smiley ones. I would take baths with them, but my bathtub is too tiny for even a Munchkin to use.

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