Song Parodies -> Oh, What A Beautiful Sponge Cake
| Original Song Title: | "Oh, What A Beautiful Morning" |
| Original Performer: | Rodgers & Hammerstein |
| Parody Song Title: | "Oh, What A Beautiful Sponge Cake" |
| Parody Written by: | MasonR |
Why would anyone want to eat sponge cake? Let's find out...
Oh, my doctor says treats I must desert
Must desert the dessert. I can't revert
Temptations might try to make me stop and sigh
But there is one confection that's catching my eye'
Oh what a beautiful sponge cake
Whipped cream and cherries on top
If I take one little bite, then
I know I never will stop
I don't need cakes that are death by chocolate
And I can avoid Ice Cream and Cheese Nips
And a donut oil fried makes me feel like I'll die
But if I can't have sponge cake, I think I will cry'
Oh what a beautiful sponge cake
Whipped cream and cherries on top
If I take one little bite, then
I know I never will stop
That sponge cake, I just had to taste it
Then ate the rest, why should I waste it?
Now I'm looking quite round; are my feet on the ground?
Oh, well. To a Weight-Watchers meeting I'm bound'
Oh what a beautiful sponge cake
Whipped cream and cherries on top
If I take one little bite, then
I know I never will stop
Must desert the dessert. I can't revert
Temptations might try to make me stop and sigh
But there is one confection that's catching my eye'
Oh what a beautiful sponge cake
Whipped cream and cherries on top
If I take one little bite, then
I know I never will stop
I don't need cakes that are death by chocolate
And I can avoid Ice Cream and Cheese Nips
And a donut oil fried makes me feel like I'll die
But if I can't have sponge cake, I think I will cry'
Oh what a beautiful sponge cake
Whipped cream and cherries on top
If I take one little bite, then
I know I never will stop
That sponge cake, I just had to taste it
Then ate the rest, why should I waste it?
Now I'm looking quite round; are my feet on the ground?
Oh, well. To a Weight-Watchers meeting I'm bound'
Oh what a beautiful sponge cake
Whipped cream and cherries on top
If I take one little bite, then
I know I never will stop
Parody by Mason "blackout pie" Resnick
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I can just imagine Allan Sherman singing this one. 5's!
clever!...i especially liked the "are my feet on the ground" line...555
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