Song Parodies -> I'm Not Handy
| Original Song Title: | "I Want Candy" |
| Original Performer: | Bow Wow Wow |
| Parody Song Title: | "I'm Not Handy" |
| Parody Written by: | MasonR |
When I hammer, call 9-1-1
I am going to bang my thumb
Fix the oven? I'll get a plier
Now I've set myself on fire
I'm not handy
I'm not handy
Put up sheetrock. My walls fell down
House a shambles, the worst in town
Got some putty to fix a crack
How'd it get stuck on my back?
I'm not handy
I'm not handy
Installed a sink, there's nothing wetter
No, I'm not handy and I'm not getting better
Contractors won't give relief
'cause I'm not handy, but I am cheap
I'm not handy
I'm not handy
I am going to bang my thumb
Fix the oven? I'll get a plier
Now I've set myself on fire
I'm not handy
I'm not handy
Put up sheetrock. My walls fell down
House a shambles, the worst in town
Got some putty to fix a crack
How'd it get stuck on my back?
I'm not handy
I'm not handy
Installed a sink, there's nothing wetter
No, I'm not handy and I'm not getting better
Contractors won't give relief
'cause I'm not handy, but I am cheap
I'm not handy
I'm not handy
Song parody by Mason "ouch, I did it again" Resnick
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Can you have just one plier? Good song, I chuckled. Good comment at the end too =)
Gee, Al, you think we should give this guy ones? I don't think so, Tim!
Stay away from the power tools and stick to parodies. You got to go with your strengths.
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