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Song Parodies -> "I'm Not Handy"

Original Song Title:

"I Want Candy"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bow Wow Wow

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Not Handy"

Parody Written by:

MasonR

The Lyrics

When I hammer, call 9-1-1
I am going to bang my thumb
Fix the oven? I'll get a plier
Now I've set myself on fire

I'm not handy
I'm not handy

Put up sheetrock. My walls fell down
House a shambles, the worst in town
Got some putty to fix a crack
How'd it get stuck on my back?

I'm not handy
I'm not handy

Installed a sink, there's nothing wetter
No, I'm not handy and I'm not getting better
Contractors won't give relief
'cause I'm not handy, but I am cheap

I'm not handy
I'm not handy
Song parody by Mason "ouch, I did it again" Resnick

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 14

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Jeff Reuben - February 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Can you have just one plier? Good song, I chuckled. Good comment at the end too =)
Michael Pacholek - February 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Gee, Al, you think we should give this guy ones? I don't think so, Tim!
Scathe - February 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Stay away from the power tools and stick to parodies. You got to go with your strengths.
KintarosTiger - October 21, 2008 - Report this comment
This "Michael Pacholek" dude is almost as genius as you, dude! I've got a feeling my real-life house repairs being similar to this song.... when I get my own house.
unKnownVotress - October 21, 2008 - Report this comment
Hey there ~Duke of Ouch~, this is cute ! love a cowboy that is all 'thumbs' !

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