-> "This Is What Drinks Are Made Of"
Original Song Title:
"This Is What Dreams Are Made Of"
Parody Song Title:
"This Is What Drinks Are Made Of"
The Lyrics
Have you ever seen such a pitiful sight?
I could almost curse the bartender, he's not so bright
I asked for a dry martini
But oh, no
He served up a mystery
Seems he made a Kamikaze
Hey now, hey now
This is what drinks are made of
Hey now, hey now
This is what drinks are made of
He can't
Even serve a beer
Without
Making it taste queer
This is what drinks
Are made of
(Hey now hey now, this is what drinks are made of)
Someone send him back to bartending school
If he doesn't get it right he'll be knocked of his stool
These are fairly easy potions
Oh, oh, oh
Learn to make Amaretto Sours
And the bar will be packed for hours
Hey now, hey now
This is what drinks are made of
Hey now, hey now
This is what drinks are made of
I want
Long Island Iced Tea
Not a
Limelight or Hussie
This is what drinks
Are made of
(Hey now, hey now, hey now, hey now, hey now, hey now, hey now)
Make Angel Eyes
(This is what drinks are made of)
Tequila Sunrise
(This is what drinks are made of)
When I get drunk then I go
Oh oh oh
Today I had a Peach Blow Fizz
Now I don't know where my car is
Hey now, hey now
This is what drinks are made of
Hey now, hey now
This is what drinks are made of
This bar-
Keep, he gets it all wrong,
So I
Think I'll move along
This is what drinks
Drinks
This is what drinks
Are made of
(Hey now hey now, hey hey hey)
Hey now
This is what drinks
(Hey now hey now, hey hey hey)
This is what drinks
What drinks are made of
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