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Song Parodies -> "This Is What Drinks Are Made Of"

Original Song Title:

"This Is What Dreams Are Made Of"

Original Performer:

Hillary Duff

Parody Song Title:

"This Is What Drinks Are Made Of"

Parody Written by:

MasonR

The Lyrics

My young daughters insist I watch the Lizzie McGuire Movie with them;
after the fifth or sixth viewing, I could use a stiff drink. Or a mixed
one...
Have you ever seen such a pitiful sight?
I could almost curse the bartender, he's not so bright
I asked for a dry martini
But oh, no
He served up a mystery
Seems he made a Kamikaze

Hey now, hey now
This is what drinks are made of
Hey now, hey now
This is what drinks are made of
He can't
Even serve a beer
Without
Making it taste queer
This is what drinks
Are made of

(Hey now hey now, this is what drinks are made of)

Someone send him back to bartending school
If he doesn't get it right he'll be knocked of his stool
These are fairly easy potions
Oh, oh, oh
Learn to make Amaretto Sours
And the bar will be packed for hours

Hey now, hey now
This is what drinks are made of
Hey now, hey now
This is what drinks are made of
I want
Long Island Iced Tea
Not a
Limelight or Hussie
This is what drinks
Are made of

(Hey now, hey now, hey now, hey now, hey now, hey now, hey now)

Make Angel Eyes
(This is what drinks are made of)
Tequila Sunrise
(This is what drinks are made of)
When I get drunk then I go
Oh oh oh
Today I had a Peach Blow Fizz
Now I don't know where my car is

Hey now, hey now
This is what drinks are made of
Hey now, hey now
This is what drinks are made of
This bar-
Keep, he gets it all wrong,
So I
Think I'll move along
This is what drinks
Drinks
This is what drinks
Are made of

(Hey now hey now, hey hey hey)

Hey now

This is what drinks
(Hey now hey now, hey hey hey)
This is what drinks
What drinks are made of



Oh, great. I think the girls are getting ready to watch it again. HELP!

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Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 3.3
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 6

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Your Worst Nightmare - April 17, 2004 - Report this comment
3/4/3.
i h8 hiliary duff - December 14, 2004 - Report this comment
hilary duff is just lik jojo : bubble gum pop
52 - July 16, 2007 - Report this comment
y would you do somthig like that!!! that was bad!!!

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