-> "Repossess My Heart"
Original Song Title:
"Devil In Her Heart"
Parody Song Title:
"Repossess My Heart"
The Lyrics
Oh darling, repossess my heart
And foreclose upon my eyes
No, do not split our stock apart
Our futures still are thrilling
I'll take my chances
For finance is
So important to me
In you I'll invest
Show your treasure chest
'cause a high-yield fund makes three
Oh darling, repossess my heart
Oh no, no, no, please do not short me
With you my inflation does start
Soon, a merger we'll achieve
I don't believe that you'll ever ever hedge
Please take my long position in your wedge
Darling, your assets
Are of great interest
Listen can't you see
Oh darling repossess my heart
A firm offer's what you need
A friendly takeover let's start
A growth opportunity
Let's go private
Seal and sign it
Benefits we will see
Please don't defer it
'Cause I'd prefer it
A big deposit now from me
Oh darling, repossess my heart
No, no, no, no I can't be a loan
No, do not split our stock apart
See, my actuals have grown
Oh darling repossess our love
'Cause a firm offer's what you need
Oh darling repossess our love
And then let's do the dirty deed
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