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Song Parodies -> "Repossess My Heart"

Original Song Title:

"Devil In Her Heart"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Repossess My Heart"

Parody Written by:

MasonR

The Lyrics

Don't know the original? Here it is: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okS3nKevD90
Oh darling, repossess my heart
And foreclose upon my eyes
No, do not split our stock apart
Our futures still are thrilling

I'll take my chances
For finance is
So important to me
In you I'll invest
Show your treasure chest
'cause a high-yield fund makes three

Oh darling, repossess my heart
Oh no, no, no, please do not short me
With you my inflation does start
Soon, a merger we'll achieve

I don't believe that you'll ever ever hedge
Please take my long position in your wedge
Darling, your assets
Are of great interest
Listen can't you see

Oh darling repossess my heart
A firm offer's what you need
A friendly takeover let's start
A growth opportunity

Let's go private
Seal and sign it
Benefits we will see
Please don't defer it
'Cause I'd prefer it
A big deposit now from me

Oh darling, repossess my heart
No, no, no, no I can't be a loan
No, do not split our stock apart
See, my actuals have grown

Oh darling repossess our love
'Cause a firm offer's what you need
Oh darling repossess our love
And then let's do the dirty deed
Parody copyright Mason "currently under investigation by Elliot Sptizer for running a punnery; Sptizer thought it was a nunnery" Resnick

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MasonR - April 30, 2008 - Report this comment
Whoopsies! The last stanza should be "Oh darling, repossess my heart" as in the rest of the song. What was I thinking?
alvin - April 30, 2008 - Report this comment
nice merging of romanticism and economics
John Barry - April 30, 2008 - Report this comment
A masterpiece of double-dipping entendre.
QC79 - April 30, 2008 - Report this comment
"Please take my long position in your wedge"--that was clever! $555
MasonR - April 30, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks alvin, John and QC
Peregrin - May 01, 2008 - Report this comment
A great ode to a lesser-known Beatles number.
littleCupCakes - May 01, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir, this shows the positive side of "mergers"
MasonR - May 02, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks Peregrin and littleCupCakes!
littleCupCakes - May 02, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir, I took a 2nd look at this poem; it is almost Shakespearian in its romantic litling sonnet-like verses to your Lady . . . very sweeet, Lord Mason.
Jason - May 11, 2008 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Very good
Matthias - May 11, 2008 - Report this comment
The Accountant's Love Song. Very clever with some great puns, and I hated taking accounting class in college so anything that makes fun of accounting is good in my book.
Max Power - May 16, 2008 - Report this comment
Made with heart and soul
Peter Andersson - May 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Having just transferred from Guy's version of economical love transitions I'd say this pair of parodies should make quite an exchange to remember on the "stock" market, and as bad as that attempt at puns was I'll still ad that I hope the woman in question here is a pub(l)ic servant so that it's also OK to gawk at her community chest... :-)
Agrimorfee - May 27, 2008 - Report this comment
You maximized the dividends of laughs in this one. 555
littleCupCakes - May 27, 2008 - Report this comment
3rd viewing . . . still is quite poetic, sir ! The words have a sadness that is very lilting . . . .
Phil Alexander - May 28, 2008 - Report this comment
I thought I'd commented on this one already, but obviously not. I seem to remember trying to be witty about a bare.. er bear market
Kristof Robertson - May 31, 2008 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Who knew stockbrokers could be so romantic? Brilliantly original idea, with some blue ribbon punning. SELL! SELL! 555
bobpiecheese - May 31, 2008 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Sounds like a Weird Al song, it has so much double-entendrees. Thus, this parody is AWESOME. Well done, mate! Can a write you a check for $555?
Guy - May 31, 2008 - Report this comment
(SOTM-Apr-08) Being this is a Beatles song I thought for a short time while reading this that it may have been about McCartney's divorce. It could have gone that way if you pushed it I think. Still a fine write and Peter is sharp to see the contrast between my SOTM entry and yours.
Guy - May 31, 2008 - Report this comment
(SOTM-Apr-08) Being this is a Beatles song I thought for a short time while reading this that it may have been about McCartney's divorce. It could have gone that way if you pushed it I think. Still a fine write and Peter is sharp to see the contrast between my SOTM entry and yours.
Red Ant - May 31, 2008 - Report this comment
A kinky banker's song... wow, that's a new idea by me. Lots of great lines here, Mason, too many to mention.
Below Average Dave - May 31, 2008 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Original is certainly the best word to describe this song. I think the fact that you were able to turn financial statements into puns is funny, and the pacing was done really well.
Mikey Squirrel - May 31, 2008 - Report this comment
SOTM- Very original, the puns are very well executed. Well done, Mason.

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