Song Parodies -> Britney Left Her Undies At Home
| Original Song Title: | "Santa Claus Is Coming To Town" |
| Original Performer: | Bing Crosby |
| Parody Song Title: | "Britney Left Her Undies At Home" |
| Parody Written by: | MasonR |
I broke two of my rules with this one: no gossipy parodies, and no Xmas songs. But I was at the supermarket check-out this morning, saw the tabloid headlines while the OS was playing, and...and...I'm so weak...
First London I see
Then I see France
And now I see Britney's...
...OMIGAWD!
Britney left her undies at home



She's lifting her skirt
And flashing a glimpse;
Acting like she is working for pimps
Britney left her undies at home



Don't care with whom you party
Or your liquor intake
Don't care if you are bad or good
But get dressed, for goodness sake!



The tabloids describe
what Britney unhid
But I want to know
Who's watching her kids?
Britney left her undies at home
Then I see France
And now I see Britney's...
...OMIGAWD!
Britney left her undies at home



She's lifting her skirt
And flashing a glimpse;
Acting like she is working for pimps
Britney left her undies at home



Don't care with whom you party
Or your liquor intake
Don't care if you are bad or good
But get dressed, for goodness sake!



The tabloids describe
what Britney unhid
But I want to know
Who's watching her kids?
Britney left her undies at home
Parody by Mason "flash in the pan" Resnick
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Who's watching her kids? Thets a good question.
First no Federline, now no panty line.
You may not have seen France, but if you saw Britney, you also saw Paris. Like she needs that kind of help. She just lost 150 ugly pounds, and now she's gained 98.
laughed my undies off
funny undie stuff, mason - 555
Who IS watching her kids?!?!
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