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Bing Crosby with The Andrews SistersI think popular music in this country is one of the few things in the twentieth century that have made giant strides in reverse. Submitted by: ChuckyG
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Also known as: Harry Lillis Crosby. Submitted by: oldtimer
Known informally as: Der Bingle. Submitted by: Martha Hankins
Notable Acting Credits | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Holiday Inn, White Christmas, Bells of St. Marys" | To think, he sang with David Bowie before his death! - Paul Warren |
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "Moonlight Becomes You," | Moonlight can't be transformed into a person. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Swinging On A Star," | Stars are too hot to hold on to, and swing on. | Peter |
| "I've Got A Pocketful Of Dreams," | Dreams don't come in pockets. | Peter |
| "Moonburn," | The moon can't burn anyone or anything. | Yvette Bristle |
| "The Moon Got In My Eyes," | When did the Moon shrink? | George Straitjacket |
There are additional literally impossible song titles available. | ||
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "Going Home," Annie Haslam | "I'll Be Home For Christmas," Bing Crosby | |
| "Is There Something I Should Know?," Duran Duran | "I'll Be Home For Christmas," Bing Crosby | |
| "Two Silhouettes," Dinah Shore | "Shadows Of Love," Bing Crosby | |
| "Danny's Song," Loggins & Messina | "Danny Boy," Bing Crosby | |
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Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Just a Gigolo" | "Just a Video (caused Benghazi)" | Barry J. Mitchel |
| "White Christmas" | "White House Tours" | Barry J. Mitchel |
| "On A Slow Boat To China" | "On A Slow-Float Mars Journey" | Barry J. Mitchel |
| "Happy Holidays" | "Happy Haulin' Dave" | Lionel Mertens |
| "Happy Holidays" | "Crappy Hollandaise" | Lionel Mertens |
| "Love In Bloom" | "Cornball Tune" | Old Man Ribber |
| "Easter Parade" | "D.H.S. Vid" | Old Man Ribber |
| "Christmas In Killarney" | "Senate Seat For Barney?" | Old Man Ribber |
| "Christmas in Killarney" | "Obama's in Hawaii" | Barry J. Mitchel |
| "Santa Claus is Comin' To Town" | "Shari'ah Law is Comin' To Town" | Usama Abu ibn "Bing" Laden |
There are additional song parodies available. | ||
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| Let It Snow | Dandruff Shampoo | Ethan |
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| We're Having A Heat Wave | PG&E or other energy provider | Raphael |
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Your Body Is A Wonderland John Mayer | Winter Wonderland Bing Crosby | Your Body Is A Winter Wonderland | MOR |
| White Christmas Bing Crosby | White Wedding Billy Idol | White Wedding Christmas This would even be weirder than Bowie and Crosby! | Paul Warren |
"White Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics: I'm dreaming Nova White Christmas
Original Lyrics: I'm dreaming of a White Christmas
| "Do You Hear What I Hear?"
Misheard Lyrics: Santa came to the people everywhere
Original Lyrics: Said the king to the people everywhere
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"Christmas in Kilarney"
Misheard Lyrics: And Santa Claus before he's gone
Will bless the house and all. Original Lyrics: And Father John before he's gone
Will bless the house and all. | "Who Threw The Overalls in Mrs. Murphy's Chowder"
Misheard Lyrics: He jumped up on the pie and oh!
And loudly he did shout Original Lyrics: He jumped upon the pi-a-no
and loudly he did shout |
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"Do You Hear What I Hear?"
Misheard Lyrics: Santa came to the people everywhere
Original Lyrics: Said the king to the people everywhere
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Andrew White I used to listen to this song all the time in the car when we were visiting my grandma's. I misheard something that had nothing to do with the song, so I decided to look at the lyrics to find out what they really were. |
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"It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas;
Soon the bells will start, And the thing that will make them ring is the carol that you sing Right within your heart. Why They're Nonsensical: No singing can cause any bells to ring, and one can't sing anything within one's heart.
Submitted by: Karen Smith
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"Accentuate The Positive"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: Accentuate the positive
Eliminate the negative Latch on to the affirmative Don't mess with Mister In-Between. Why They're Misrhymed: Having every sentence end in the same 4 letters does not make a rhyme. Sorry, Bing.
Submitted by: oldtimer
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"It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: And Mom and Dad can hardly wait for school to start again.
Why They're Inappropriate: In general this is a joyful song exulting in the festive nature of the Christmas season. So why the heck does it have to incongruously interrupt the mood with this one line seeming to say that Mom and Dad are just anxious to get it all over with and see less of the kids?
Submitted by: Courtney Lane
| "Do You Hear What I Hear?"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: A Child, A Child, shivers in the cold.
Let us bring him silver and gold. Why They're Inappropriate: Wouldn't his immediate needs be better served by warm clothing and/or blankets?
Submitted by: Heidi Jones
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"It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas"
The Dated Lyrics: Take a look in the five-and-ten,
Glistening once again. Why They're Dated: Five-and-ten cent stores (called 'five-and-ten' for short were an abundant thing (in the U.S. at least) when this song came out. Back then they even lived up to their name by having various items for five or ten cents. Hardly anyone back then in the U.S. could have been unfamiliar with such establishments, as even a rather small town might have several within its central business district. Then as suburban shopping centers became an in place to shop, most any good sized shopping center might have one or more such store, and even small shopping centers might well have one. For awhile after inflation made them unable to live up to the name 'five-and-ten' some such stores remained around, under other names such as 'variety store'. But today, they have almost entirely disappeared and surely some of today's young people have no conception of such places. While they could well be the focus of glistening Christmas displays coming to most any neighborhood once upon a time, now the remnants of what were once 'five-and-ten cent stores' are rare and many a young listener might have no idea what these lines are talking about.
Submitted by: Meredith Corpening
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"Moonlight Becomes You"
Opening Lines: Moonlight becomes you. It goes with your hair.
Comments: Submitted by: Candy Welty
| "Around The World"
Opening Lines: Around the world I searched for you. I traveled on when hope was gone to keep a rendezvous.
Comments: Submitted by: Candy Welty
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"Mele Kalikimaka"
The Lyrics: Mele Kalikimaka is a thing to say on a bright Hawaiian Christmas Day.
Why: Mele Kalikimaka means Merry Christmas in Hawaiian.
Submitted by: Paul Warren
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"White Christmas"
The Lyrics: I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
Just like the ones I used to know. Why: I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
Just like the nuns I used to owe. Submitted by: Eric My Eye
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