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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> C -> Bing Crosby

Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Bing Crosby that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 21 misheard song lyrics for Bing Crosby on amIright currently.

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"Christmas in Kilarney" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And Santa Claus before he's gone
Will bless the house and all.
Original Lyrics:
And Father John before he's gone
Will bless the house and all.
"Christmas in Killarney" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's nice to know to kiss your bow
Original Lyrics:
It's nice to know to kiss your beau
"Do You Hear What I Hear?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Santa came to the people everywhere
Original Lyrics:
Said the king to the people everywhere
"I'll Be Home For Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be homed for Christmas.
Original Lyrics:
I'll be home for Christmas.
"I'll Be Home For Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Where the love lies bleeding
Original Lyrics:
Where the love light gleams
"It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A pair of hop along boobs
Original Lyrics:
A pair of hop along boots
"Let It Snow, Let It Snow, Let It Snow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let us know, let us know, let us know.
Original Lyrics:
Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.
"Mele Kalikimaka" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mele Kalikimaka is a wise way
To say Merry Christmas to you.
Original Lyrics:
Mele Kalikimaka is Hawaii's way
To say Merry Christmas to you.
"Santa Claus Is Coming to Town" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You better not shout
You better not try
You better not count
Original Lyrics:
You better watch out
You better not cry
You better not pout
"Swinging On A Star" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Carry movies home in a jar.
Original Lyrics:
Carry moonbeams home in a jar.
This song came out in the 1940's, which doesn't appear on the listbox. Therefore "misc" is the proper setting. Don't just use 50s because it's closest to the actual year; that's incorrect.
"Swinging On A Star" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cary Moonbeam's home in a jar.
Original Lyrics:
Carry moonbeams home in a jar.
"Swinging On A Star" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Would you like to swing on a star
Carry moonshine home in a jar?
Original Lyrics:
Would you like to swing on a star
Carry moonbeams home in a jar?
"The Littlest Angel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just a butterfly with golden wings
A little piece of a hollow log
2 shiny stones from a river bank
And the worn-out scrap of his fateful dog.
Original Lyrics:
Just a butterfly with golden wings
A little piece of a hollow log
2 shiny stones from a river bank
And the worn-out strap of his faithful dog.
"The Littlest Angel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just a butterfly with golden wings
A little piece of a hollow log
Two shiny stones from a river bank
And the worn-out strap of his faithful doll.
Original Lyrics:
Just a butterfly with golden wings
A little piece of a hollow log
Two shiny stones from a river bank
And the worn-out strap of his faithful dog.
"White Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And may all your Christmases, beware.
Original Lyrics:
And may all your Christmases be white.
"White Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Emma Dreeming, Arthur White, Chris Moss
Mayor Dazeby, Mary Anne Bright
[later] Anne Mayall Jorg Rees, Mrs B. Whyte.
Original Lyrics:
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
May your days be merry and bright
[later] And may all your Christmases be white.
"White Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm dreaming Nova White Christmas
Original Lyrics:
I'm dreaming of a White Christmas
"White Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm dreaming of Hawaii Christmas.
Original Lyrics:
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.
This song was written by Irving Berlin, but never actually recorded/performed by him. Bing Crosby recorded the earliest known version.
"White Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm dreaming of a wide Christmas.
Original Lyrics:
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.
"Who Threw The Overalls in Mrs. Murphy's Chowder" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He jumped up on the pie and oh!
And loudly he did shout
Original Lyrics:
He jumped upon the pi-a-no
and loudly he did shout
"Piano" was sung with emphasis on the "pi" as in pie-a-no.
"Winter Wonderland"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every night, we perspire
As we dream by the fire.
Original Lyrics:
Every night, we conspire
As we dream by the fire.

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