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Song Parodies for Bing Crosby

Original SongParody SongParody Author
"A Cottage For Sale" "Dog, Scotty's For Sale" "Airfarcewon"
"Always" "Callwave" "Airfarcewon"
"Always" "Hallways" "Airfarcewon"
"Around The World In Eighty Days (Theme)" "Around The World Had Eighty Lays" "Airfarcewon"
"Atchison, Topeka and Santa Fe" "Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms" "Barry J. Mitchel"
"Blue Skies" "Chemtrails" "Rebecca Lee"
"Brother, Can You Spare a Dime?" "Brother, Can You Stand Her Slime?" "Michael Pacholek"
"Bye Bye Baby Goodbye" "Buy Buy Shoppers." "Pamela Hayse"
"Christmas In Killarney" "Christmas Down At Barney's" "Airfarcewon"
"Christmas In Killarney" "Christmas For 'Lil' Arnie'" "TJC"
"Christmas In Killarney" "Christmas In Kentucky" "Old Man Ribber"
"Christmas In Killarney" "Christmas In The White House" "Old Man Ribber"
"Christmas In Killarney" "Christmastime Baloney" "Old Man Ribber"
"Christmas in Killarney" "Obama's in Hawaii" "Barry J. Mitchel"
"Christmas In Killarney" "Senate Seat For Barney?" "Old Man Ribber"
"Christmas in Killarney" "Summer - No Recov'ry" "Old Man Ribber"
"Counting Your Blessings" "Stealing Our Blessing" "Old Man Ribber"
"Dear Hearts And Gentle People" "Beer Farts and Rancid Burping" "Old Man Ribber"
"Dear Hearts And Gentle People" "Steer Parts, Pig Brains, and Scrapple" "Airfarcewon"
"Dear Old Donegal" "Dear Old HGH (A Ballplayer's Story)" "Old Man Ribber"
"Dear Old Donegal" "It's Lonely Up in Heaven (Fred Phelps)" "Patrick McWilliams"
"Don't Fence Me In" "De Niro's Mole" "Airfarcewon"
"Don't Fence Me In" "Do French Me In" "John A. Barry"
"Don't Fence Me In" "Don't Cleanse My Sins" "Alvin Rhodes"
"Don't Fence Me In" "Don't Fence 'em In" "Airfarcewon"
"Don't Fence Me In" "Don’t Fence Me In (The Pit Bull’s Lament)" "John A. Barry"
"Don't Fence Me In" "Don't Rinse My Gin" "Airfarcewon"
"Don't Fence Me In" "Don't Stench Me In" "Airfarcewon"
"Don't Fence Me In" "Don't Wall Me Out!" "Bob Gomez"
"Don't Fence Me In" "God Fenced Me In" "Gil Falasco"
"Don't Fence Me In" "Just Let Me Sin" "Airfarcewon"
"Don't Fence Me In" "Sheep Make Me Grin" "Airfarcewon"
"Do You Hear What I Hear?" "Do You Fear What I Fear?" "Lifeliver"
"Do You Hear What I Hear?" "Do You Hear What I Hear, Charlie Brown?" "James W. King"
"Do You Hear What I Hear?" "Do You Hear What I Hear?" "Riçhard Henrí"
"Do You Hear What I Hear" "Do You Smell What i Smell" "2Eagle"
"Do You Hear What I Hear?" "Do You Smell What I Smell?" "Cheezmeister"
"Do You Hear What I Hear?" "Must Raise The Debt Ceiling!" "Old Man Ribber"
"Do You Hear What I Hear" "There Was No Great Pumpkin" "2Eagle"
"Easter Parade" "D.H.S. Vid" "Old Man Ribber"
"Easter Parade" "Oyster Parade" "Parody Pete"
"Easter Parade" "Spring Break Luau" "2Eagle"
"Feudin' and Fussin' and a' Fightin'" "Feudin' and Fussin' and a' Fightin'" "Airfarcewon"
"Frosty The Snowman" "Bing" Laden sings "Ahmed The Imam" "Callmelennie"
"Galway Bay" "Allah's Way" "Barry J. Mitchel"
"Galway Bay" "All-Ways Gay" "Patrick McWilliams"
"God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen" "Detested, Bush's Torturers" "William Tong"
"Happy Holiday" "Crappy Holiday" "William Tong"
"Happy Holidays" "Crappy Hollandaise" "Lionel Mertens"
"Happy Holidays" "Happy Haulin' Dave" "Lionel Mertens"
"Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas" "Halve Yourself ’f Not Wary in a Rip Fest" "John A. Barry"
"Headless Horseman" "Naked Snowmen" "Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd"
"Headless Horseman" "Senseless Sports Fan" "Matthias"
"Home On The Range" "Don't Buy Free Range" "vegan minstrel"
"I Found A Million Dollar Baby" "I Found That I Could Save Like Crazy" "Jack Cherrix"
"I Found a Million Dollar Baby" "She Found a Million Dollar Diamond" "2Eagle"
"I'll Be Home For Christmas" "Bought A Gnome For Christmas" "Phil Alexander"
"I'll Be Home For Christmas" "Bush's Throne Is Bogus" "William Tong"
"I'll Be Home For Christmas" "Got Cologne For Christmas" "Guy DiRito"
"I'll Be Home For Christmas" "I Got Fired For Christmas" "Tim Mayfield"
"I'll Be Home For Christmas" "I Just Groan At Gingrich" "William Tong"
"I'll Be Home For Christmas" "I'll Be Gov, Bush Wishes" "William Tong"
"I'll Be Home For Christmas" "I'll Be in Rome For Christmas" "Jim Loftus"
"I'll Be Home For Christmas" "I'll Be Speaker Next Year" "Old Man Ribber"
"I'll Be Home for Christmas" "I'll Be Stoned on Christmas" "Onslaught"
"I'll Be Home For Christmas" "Zombies Groan and Grimace" "Matthias"
"I'll Take You Home Again, Kathleen" "Your Wake Spewed So Much Pain, Kathleen" "Barry J. Mitchel"
"I'm An Old Cowhand (From the Rio Grande)" "I'm the President (And the Money's Spent)" "Rick Duncan"
"I'm An Old Cowhand" "I'm An Old Cow's Hands" "Airfarcewon"
"I'm an Old Cow Hand" "I'm an Old Door Ram" "Airfarcewon"
"I'm An Old Cowhand" "I'm An Old Farmhand" "Alvin Rhodes"
"I'm An Old Cowhand" "I'm Canadian" "Royce Miller"
"I'm An Old Cowhand" "Psychedelic Bands" "Alvin Rhodes"
"I'm An Old Cowhand" "They're An Old Loud Band" "Alvin Rhodes"
"I'm Dreaming Of A White Christmas" "I'm Dreaming Of A Cloned Arwen" "Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd"
"I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas" "I’m Dreaming of a Flight Bitter" "John A. Barry"
"I'm Dreaming Of A White Christmas" "I'm Dreaming Of A New Xbox" "Airfarcewon"
"I'm Dreaming Of A White Christmas" "I'm Screaming With A White Fist Clenched" "Airfarcewon"
"I'm Dreaming Of A White Christmas" "I'm Searching With The Bing Engine" "Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd"
"I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas" "I'm Thinking of a New Prank" "Brady Twins"
"(I'm Dreaming of a) White Christmas" "Slime Clinging to My White Bathtub" "Paree Dee"
"I'm in the Mood for Love" "I’m In the Mode That Runs" "John A. Barry"
"I'm in the Mood for Love" "I’m In the Mood for Dugs" "John A. Barry"
"I'm in the Mood for Love" "I’m In the Moo for Love" "John A. Barry"
"It's A Great Day For The Irish" "It's A Big Day In The U.S." "Old Man Ribber"
"It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas" "I'm Beginning To Look A Lot Like Santa" "sloatead"
"It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas" "I'm Beginning To Sound A Lot Like Grover" "Bob Gomez"
"It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas" "I'm Beginning To Think That You Don't Like Me" "sloatead"
"It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas" "It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Dogs Now" "Rose DeShaw"
"It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas" "It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Fitzmas" "William Tong"
"It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas" "It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Halloween" "E.S. Blofeld"
"It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas" "It's Beginning To Look Like Fitzmas Fizzled" "Sarcastic Paranoid"
"Its Beginning To Look Alot Like Christmas" "Its Beginning To Not Look Like Christmas" "Hello Konichiwa"
"It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas" "Press Is Spinning The News A Lot, 'Cause Bush Suck" "William Tong"
"It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year" "Yipeeeeeeee" "Mary Theurer"
"Just a Gigolo" "Just a Video (caused Benghazi)" "Barry J. Mitchel"
"Let it Snow" "Chanukah" "David"
"Let It Snow" "Give Em Dough" "Royce Miller"
"Let it Snow" "Kill a Doe" "Eye1zLotto"
"Let It Snow" "Let It Ring" "Larry Hensley"
"Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!" "Winter Storm Watch" "B. O'Connor"
"Let it Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!" "Yellow Snow! Yellow Snow! Yellow Snow!" "Aaron Dodson"
"Let It Snow" "Let One Go!" "Nala Butt"
"Love In Bloom" "Cornball Tune" "Old Man Ribber"
"Love In Bloom" "Her Perfume" "Airfarcewon"
"Love In Bloom" "My Dog, Doom" "Parody Pete"
"MacNamara's Band" "AmIRighteous Clan" "The AmIRighteous Brothers"
"MacNamara's Band" "Barack O'Bama Land" "Old Man Ribber"
"MacNamara's Band" "Mac The Davis Man" "Airfarcewon"
"MacNamara's Band" "Yak The Parrot's Scam" "Leough"
"McNamara's Band" "McNamara's Canned" "Michael Pacholek"
"McNamara's Band" "Pat McWilliams' Fans" "Leough"
"McNamara's Band" "St. Patrick's Day Is Grand" "Airfarcewon"
"Melancholy Baby" "Mayan-Shawnee Baby" "Chief Engineer"
"Mele Kalikimaka" "Dubya, Son of Poppa" "William Tong"
"Mele Kalikimaka" "MooRocca Can Lick Yo' Mama" "David Chrenko"
"Mexicali Rose" "Mexicali Rose Turns 40" "Phillip Morton"
"Mexicali Rose" "Someone's Gonna Pose" "Tokusou Sentai Blessranger"
"Mississippi Mud" "Mitt and Gingrich Mud" "John A. Barry"
"Moonlight Becomes You" "Loon-Write Benumbs You" "John Barry"
"Moonlight Becomes You" "Matrix Becomes You" "Tokusou Sentai Blessranger"
"Moonlight Becomes You" "Moonshine Benumbs You" "John A. Barry"
"Moonlight Becomes You" "Tune Fright Benumbs You" "John A. Barry"
"My Blue Heaven" "High Boozed Kevin" "Airfarcewon"
"My Blue Heaven" "My Brew Heaven" "Airfarcewon"
"On A Slow Boat To China" "On A Slow-Float Mars Journey" "Barry J. Mitchel"
"O Tannenbaum" "Bain Capital" "Timothy M. Yore"
"Pennies From Heaven" "E-mails From White House" "Old Man Ribber"
"Pennies From Heaven" "Rachel Is Heavy" "Michael Pacholek"
"Play Fiddle Play" "Write Fiddlegirl" "Old Man Ribber"
"Santa Claus Is Coming To Town" "Britney Left Her Undies At Home" "MasonR"
"Santa Claus Is Coming To Town" "Bush Would Cause More Bombing Of Towns" "William Tong"
"Santa Claus is Coming to Town" "Dubya Is Bombing Baghdad" "Joseph Fernandez"
"Santa Claus Is Coming To Town" "Krampus Gonna Cut Off Your Thumbs" "Chris Caillouet"
"Santa Claus Is Coming To Town" "Michael's Coming To Town" "Pat Costa"
"Santa Claus Is Coming To Town" "Obama Claus Is Coming To Town" "William Lyrberg"
"Santa Claus is coming to town" "When Santa Meats Freddy" "Wozzyhonk"
"Santa Claus is Comin' To Town" "Shari'ah Law is Comin' To Town" "Usama Abu ibn "Bing" Laden"
"Silver Bells" "Bag-a-Bug" "Royce Miller"
"Silver Bells" "Chicken Strike" "Royce Miller"
"Silver Bells" "Doper Sales" "Guy DiRito"
"Silver Bells" "Give 'Em Hell" "William Tong"
"Silver Bells" "Infidels" "Callmelennie"
"Silver Bells" "No One Tells" "Duffy"
"Silver Bells" "Silver Balls" "Bob Gomez"
"Silver Bells" "Silver Gals" "Airfarcewon"
"Silver Bells" "Silver Shells" "Alvin Rhodes"
"Silver Bells" "Silver Shirts" "Robert D. Arndt Jr."
"Silver Bells" "Stick 'Em Up" "Porfle Popnecker"
"Silver Bells" "Still Your Cell(phone)s" "Barry J. Mitchel"
"Silver Bells" "Super Bowl" "Zak Randall"
"Sioux City Sue" "Chew Icky Chew" "Alvin Rhodes"
"Sleigh Ride" "Channukah Party" "MasonR"
"Swinging On A Star" "Dancing With The Stars" "Old Man Ribber"
"Swinging On A Star" "Drinking In A Bar" "Phil Alexander"
"Swinging On A Star" "Drinking With The Stars" "Kristof Robertson"
"Swinging On A Star" "Fighting like Jedi" "Alex Zander"
"Swinging On A Star" "Fighting like Jedi (Verson 2)" "Alex Zander"
"Swinging On A Star" "G-string Nudie Bar" "Guy DiRito"
"Swinging On a Star" "Singing In a Bar" "Rick Duncan"
"Swinging On A Star" "Singing Like A Star" "The Comedian"
"Swinging On A Star" "Swiggin' At A Bar" "Airfarcewoon"
"Swinging On A Star" "Swinging Like A Star" "Airfarcewon"
"Swinging On A Star" "Swingin' On A Rope" "Airfarcewon"
"Swinging On A Star" "Winging On The Czars" "Old Man Ribber"
"The Bells of St. Mary's" "The Bells of Salvation" "Airfarcewon"
"The Bells of St. Mary's" "The Spells of John Barry's" "Michael Pacholek"
"The First Noel" "How Is It Spelled?" "John Lomain"
"The Headless Horseman" "The Heedless Salesman" "Agrimorfee"
"Theme from Around The World In 80 Days" "Around The World, They Say He's Crazed" "William Tong"
"Too-Ra-Loo-Ra-Loo-Ral (That's an Irish Lullaby)" "To The Loo, MacDougal" "Bob Gomez"
"Try A Little Tenderness" "Try A Little Blunderbuss" "Airfarcewon"
"Try A Little Tenderness" "Try A Little Tenderloin" "Airfarcewon"
"Walking In A Winter Wonderland" "Doesn't Mr. Gingrich Understand" "William Tong"
"Walking in a Winter Wonderland" "Walken in a Winter Wonderland" "Callmelennie"
"White Christmas" "Alt.Right Xmas" "Robert D. Arndt Jr."
"White Christmas" "Beach Christmas" "Below Average Dave"
"White Christmas" "Black Christmas" "Melanie Lee"
"White Christmas" "Black Christmas" "Robert D. Arndt Jr."
"White Christmas" "Black Friday" "Robert D. Arndt Jr."
"White Christmas" "Black Xmas" "Robert D. Arndt Jr."
"White Christmas" "Bland Christmas" "Airrider"
"White Christmas" "Bright Summer" "Green Bloodied Hound Dogs"
"White Christmas" "Cash Surplus" "Guy DiRito"
"White Christmas" "Christ Christmas" "Royce Miller"
"White Christmas" "Dread Christmas" "Glynn Leaney"
"White Christmas" "Go Dreaming" "Ann Hammond"
"White Christmas" "Green Christmas" "Green Bloodied Hound Dogs"
"White Christmas" "I Can't Write Christmas Parodies!!" "Kristof Robertson"
"White Christmas" "I'm Dreading This Year's Lite Christmas" "Tim Mayfield"
"White Christmas" "I'm Dreaming of a World Series" "Freddie C."
"White Christmas" "I'm Dreaming of Your Wife's Biscuit" "A Room Full Of Monkeys"
"White Christmas" "I'm Freaking 'bout a White Christmas" "A Room Full Of Monkeys"
"White Christmas" "I'm Living with a White Supremacist" "A Room Full Of Monkeys"
"White Christmas" "I'm Scheming 'Gainst Those Not With Us" "William Tong"
"White Christmas" "I'm Screaming From A Slight Bris Miss" "Dee Range"
"White Christmas" "Light Christmas" "Tim Mayfield"
"White Christmas" "MAD Christmas" "Robert D. Arndt Jr."
"White Christmas" "New Body" "Andrea Dietrich"
"White Christmas" "Quiet Christmas" "Nafesah Faith Ali"
"White Christmas" "Quiet Christmas" "Phil Alexander"
"White Christmas" "Riled Missus" "John A. Barry"
"White Christmas" "Shi'ite Christmas" "Tommy Turtle"
"White Christmas (Short Version)" "Bite Christmas" "Robert D. Arndt Jr."
"White Christmas (Short Version)" "Bleak 2016" "Robert D. Arndt Jr."
"White Christmas (Short Version)" "Bleak Christmas" "Robert D. Arndt Jr."
"White Christmas (Short Version)" "(Blobfish Runs a) Junk Business" "Robert D. Arndt Jr."
"White Christmas (Short Version)" "Blue Crapbox" "Robert D. Arndt Jr."
"White Christmas (Short Version)" "Fright Xmas" "Robert D. Arndt Jr."
"White Christmas (Short Version)" "Girl, Isis" "Robert D. Arndt Jr."
"White Christmas (Short Version)" "Jewish Christmas" "Robert D. Arndt Jr."
"White Christmas (Short Version)" "Left Christmas" "Robert D. Arndt Jr."
"White Christmas (Short Version)" "Lost Astromech" "Robert D. Arndt Jr."
"White Christmas (Short Version)" "Rainbow Christmas" "Robert D. Arndt Jr."
"White Christmas (Short Version)" "Right Christmas" "Robert D. Arndt Jr."
"White Christmas (Short Version)" "Sky Commuter" "Robert D. Arndt Jr."
"White Christmas (Short Version)" "White Bathroom" "Robert D. Arndt Jr."
"White Christmas (Short Version)" "White Cutlass" "Robert D. Arndt Jr."
"White Christmas" "Sleeping In This Year's Christmas" "Sam_Spam"
"White Christmas" "Steaming Mad At Newt Gingrich" "William Tong"
"White Christmas" "Str'ight Christmas" "Barry J. Mitchel"
"White Christmas" "Surf Christmas" "D. M. Goldstein"
"White Christmas" "Tiger Woods' White Christmas" "Tommy Turtle"
"White Christmas" "Tight Christmas" "Guy DiRito"
"White Christmas" "Time Crisis" "Tokusou Sentai Blessranger"
"White Christmas" "Trent Lott's White Christmas" "Richard Cairo and Lover Dudley"
"White Christmas" "Trump Princess" "Robert D. Arndt Jr."
"White Christmas" "Trump's Bullsh-t" "Robert D. Arndt Jr."
"White Christmas" "Trump's WHITE Christmas" "Squire Malloy"
"White Christmas" "Vegemite Christmas" "Kristof Robertson"
"White Christmas" "War Christmas" "Scathe"
"White Christmas" "Warm Winter" "Pepermint Patty"
"White Christmas" "Wet Christmas" "Michael Pacholek"
"White Christmas" "Wet Christmas" "Phil Alexander"
"White Christmas" "Wet Christmas" "Royce Miller"
"White Christmas" "White Bigot" "Robert D. Arndt Jr."
"White Christmas" "White Christians" "Arden Ockkerfuss"
"White Christmas" "White Christmas (Sans* Dandruff)" "Rebekah Dub"
"White Christmas" "White Crystal" "Fuzzbean"
"White Christmas" "White C-Word" "Hitch"
"White Christmas" "White Grits Mush" "Airfarcewon"
"White Christmas" "White House Brass" "Barry J. Mitchel"
"White Christmas" "White House Tours" "Barry J. Mitchel"
"White Christmas" "White Mistress" "Johnny Wilde"
"White Christmas" "White Nit Mass" "John A. Barry"
"White Christmas" "White Nit Mass" "John A. Barry"
"White Christmas" "White Pissmas" "Harpo Weezey"
"White Christmas" "White Privilege" "Barry J. Mitchel"
"White Christmas" "White Racist" "New Jersey Proud"
"White Christmas" "White Voters" "Robert D. Arndt Jr."
"White Christmas" "Wide Christmas" "lebeiW15"
"White Christmas" "Wide Isthmus" "Airfarcewon"
"White Christmas" "Wife Christmas" "Fack Sabbath"
"Winter Wonderland" "Drinking Stella Artois With Some Ham" "Warren Baker"
"Winter Wonderland" "Shi'ite Wonderland" "Callmelennie"
"Winter Wonderland" "(Squawkin' With A) Splinter In My Hand" "Kristof Robertson"
"Winter Wonderland" "Stalking Iraq, Bush's Plundered Land" "William Tong"
"Winter Wonderland" "Taunter Wonderland" "Guy DiRito"
"Winter Wonderland" "Wokin' Up For Dinner Doberman" "Guy DiRito"
"Winter Wonderland" "Workin' In A Coal Mine" "Airfarcewon"

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