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Song Parodies -> "Str'ight Christmas"
Original Song Title:
"White Christmas"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Bing Crosby
Parody Song Title:
"Str'ight Christmas"
Parody Written by:
Barry J. Mitchel
The Lyrics
Janet Napolitano's Homeland Security kept these wishes of a dangerous fringe group (you know I'm not one of them) under wraps during Advent, but it was leaked out from down-under over the weekend while shoppers were at post-Xmas sales.
We're [s]creaming for a str'ight Christmas.
Must dykes now shun high mistletoe?
Dare their knee caps glisten? Can children listen
To queer gay belles in the show?
We're scheming for a str'ight Christmas.
With love, we'll list less hard to right.
May dour gays deem marriage a right?
Then may all pure Christianness be str'ight!
Must dykes now shun high mistletoe?
Dare their knee caps glisten? Can children listen
To queer gay belles in the show?
We're scheming for a str'ight Christmas.
With love, we'll list less hard to right.
May dour gays deem marriage a right?
Then may all pure Christianness be str'ight!
The devil made me write this tenth (and hopefully last) of my mutilated Christmas songs for 2009.
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. . . more lines, Sir !
@ DiabloHO: Brevity is the soul of wit, I've heard; I try to pack every line full. The OS (http://www.stlyrics.com/lyrics/blueskies/whitechristmas.htm) had only 8 lines.
Don we now our gay apparel! ;D
ahhhh . . . ~ VICTOR to VILMA ~
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