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Song Parodies -> "Drinking With The Stars"

Original Song Title:

"Swinging On A Star"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bing Crosby

Parody Song Title:

"Drinking With The Stars"

Parody Written by:

Kristof Robertson

The Lyrics

"Do you know who I am, Oshiffer?"....*hic*
Would you like to drink with the stars
In Rodeo Drive's finest bars?
Get a lift home in their sports cars?
Try Ritchie, Hilton or Lohan!

Lohan is an animal when she's on the beers
Nicole's nights will often end in tears
Though Hilton's scrawny, she can fight real well
She learnt street brawling in a.... county cell

So if you're game: down that shot, get off your face
But call your lawyer, just in case....

Would you like to drink with a star?
There's that guy with accent, bizarre
If he mentions Aus-tra-li-a
You bet your ass it must be Mel!

Now Mel is a Catholic with God on his side
Braveheart claims he's not anti-semite
But he's got the Passion; Christ, he's got the hump
He's mad; maxed out...what a freakin' chump!

So if you're a Goldberg or a sugartits,
A beer with Mel would be the pits...

Would you like to drink with a star?
Check the big dude propped at the bar
He's so drunk, don't know where he are
Hey, it could only be The Hoff!

The Hoff was a megastar back in '89
From Baywatch to scotch in record time
Life's a beach when people buy ya rum and cokes
Bar stool's slippery...whoops, that's all folks! [*crash*]

But cabs will not take him after chunks he's blown
And even KITT won't drive him home...

You won't find fishes in the drunk tank
"For this award, I'd like to thank
My Probation Officer, Frank..."

Though I'll admire from afar,
I'll pass on drinking with a star...

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alvin - July 31, 2007 - Report this comment
wonderfuuly written and a .555 on the laughalyzer scale
Jack Wilson - July 31, 2007 - Report this comment
That was awesome! I need a Paretney Sprohan idea too
Matthias - July 31, 2007 - Report this comment
I had an idea like this one called, "Sleeping with the Stars", but I couldn't get it done. Now I don't have to this made of the stars for me.
Jason - July 31, 2007 - Report this comment
I wouldn't mind drinking with the stars myself! 555
AFW - July 31, 2007 - Report this comment
Top shelf funny capsuled take on all those trainwrecked celeb substance abusers
2Eagle - July 31, 2007 - Report this comment
You said it all - they're pathetic.
Rex - July 31, 2007 - Report this comment
I'll drink to this parody. Especially liked the KITT line.
Kristof Robertson - July 31, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks Al, Jack, Matty, Jase, AFW, Eagle and Rex....have one on me!

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