Song Parodies ->Authors -> Kristof Robertson
Song Parodies -> Recordings 
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| Parody Title | Original Song | Original Performer | Submitted |
|---|---|---|---|
| Dangling In The Dark | Dancing In The Dark | Bruce Springsteen | 2006-10-16 |
| I Always Seem To Injure You | I Only Wanna Be With You | Dusty Springfield | 2007-04-09 |
| (Nothin' Sells) Like The Holy Spirit | Smells Like Teen Spirit | Nirvana | 2007-04-10 |
Song Parodies -> Lyrics
P stands for Pacing, F stands for How Funny, and O is for Overall Score.
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| Parody Title | Original Title | Performer | Submitted | P | F | O | H |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| How You Will Bind Me (S&M Love Song) | How You Remind Me | Nickleback | 4.6 | 4.4 | 4.6 | 78 | |
| (I'm Near) Farting Rover | (Just Like) Starting Over | John Lennon | 4.8 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 46 | |
| Old-age Toerag | Teenage Dirtbag | Wheatus | 4.0 | 5.0 | 4.5 | 75 | |
| Won't Be Cher For You | I'll Be There For You | The Rembrandts | 4.8 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 56 | |
| Here Comes A Nun | Here Comes The Sun | The Beatles | 4.3 | 4.2 | 4.3 | 53 | |
| Clarice Starling! | Oh Darling! | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 47 | |
| Latvian Bride | Ticket To Ride | The Beatles | 4.8 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 56 | |
| Crazy Loner (The CSI Song) | My Sharona | The Knack | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 68 | |
| If I Could Learn To Rhyme | If I Could Turn Back Time | Cher | 4.0 | 4.1 | 4.0 | 235 | |
| Leave Transgender Moments Alone | Leave A Tender Moment Alone | Billy Joel | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 55 | |
| I Like Treats, Have No Shame | Where The Streets Have No Name | U2 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 62 | |
| My Favourite Medical Things (Nightshift In The ER, or 'The Sound Of Mucus') | A Few Of My Favourite Things | Julie Andrews | 4.6 | 4.8 | 4.4 | 118 | |
| Painted Dove | Tainted Love | Soft Cell | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 59 | |
| So What? I'm Wearing Dayglo | Somewhere Over The Rainbow | Judy Garland | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 52 | |
| What A Much Better World (Shrub and Tony Remix) | What A Wonderful World This Could Be | Sam Cooke | 3.8 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 54 | |
| Everyone Wears Skirts | Everybody Hurts | REM | 5.0 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 56 | |
| (I Don't Want No) Tooth Extraction | (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction | The Rolling Stones | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 50 | |
| It's The Wrong Way To Get With Mary | It's A Long Way To Tipperary | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 54 | |
| Rashes And Gashes | Ashes To Ashes | David Bowie | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 58 | |
| Round Log- The Dullest Parody Ever | Hound Dog | Elvis Presley | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 47 | |
| Why Don't I Get Rap? | When Will I Be Loved? | The Everly Brothers | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 51 | |
| Bevel, Bevel | Rebel Rebel | David Bowie | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 56 | |
| Hackensack Fighter | Paperback Writer | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 48 | |
| We'll Be Checkin' Out (Noughties Neurosis Remix) | We Can Work It Out | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 39 | |
| In The Cupboard I'm Trying To Hide, But I Don't Fit 'Cause I'm Chunky | Everybody's Got Something To Hide Except For Me And My Monkey | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 57 | |
| Pop Idol Weasels | Pop Goes The Weasel | Nursery Rhyme | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.2 | 72 | |
| Pa-ro-dy Pa-ro-dah | Ob-la-di Ob-la-da | The Beatles | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 58 | |
| Slowing VW | Knowing Me, Knowing You | Abba | 4.2 | 4.8 | 5.0 | 50 | |
| Where's My Decomposed Brain, Dear? | Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer | Gene Autry | 4.8 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 68 | |
| Primadonna | Mamma Mia | Abba | 4.9 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 96 | |
| My D-O-G's At V-E-T | D-I-V-O-R-C-E | Tammy Wynette | 3.9 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 69 | |
| I Left A Log (In The Bog) | Who Put The Bomp? | Me First and the Gimme Gimmes | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 48 | |
| I Fought The Corrs | I Fought The Law | Bobby Fuller Four | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 61 | |
| R2D2 | Close To You | The Carpenters | 4.4 | 4.6 | 4.4 | 57 | |
| Mr. J-Lo (Part III) | Mr. Sandman | The Chordettes | 4.8 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 57 | |
| Martial Law Is Coming To Town | Santa Claus Is Coming To Town | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 60 | |
| Can't Keep Those Flies Off Of You | Can't Take My Eyes Off Of You | Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons | 4.5 | 4.6 | 4.8 | 115 | |
| Pout (Arwen's About) | Shout | Tears For Fears | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 46 | |
| A Musical Open Letter To Cowardly Amiright Voters | If I Only Had A Brain/A Heart/The Nerve | The Wizard Of Oz Cast | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 65 | |
| No, No, Fido!! | Heigh Ho! | The Seven Dwarves | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 80 | |
| Filler | Thriller | Michael Jackson | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 64 | |
| Baby Drank The Whole Damn Bar | Drive My Car | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 55 | |
| They Say I Smell Funky | Theme From The Monkees | The Monkees | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 46 | |
| Wyoming! | Delilah | Tom Jones | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 58 | |
| Ants In Teams | Dancing Queen | Abba | 4.8 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 69 | |
| Superficialmind-erodingexcrementBigBrother | Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious | Mary Poppins Soundtrack | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 58 | |
| It's Sow Or Heifer (For Johnny D) | It's Now Or Never | Elvis Presley | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 62 | |
| Cuppa Tea | Let It Be | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 69 | |
| I'd Like To Teach My Dog To Sing | I'd Like To Teach The World To Sing | The New Seekers | 4.7 | 5.0 | 4.8 | 67 | |
| Trek Sex Epiphany | Breakfast At Tiffany's | Deep Blue Something | 5.0 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 61 | |
| I'm Chokin' | I'm Walkin' | Fats Domino | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 48 | |
| Hasselhoff | Waterloo | Abba | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 60 | |
| Granny's Song | Annie's Song | John Denver | 4.5 | 5.0 | 4.8 | 130 | |
| Shrek's Bum | Sexbomb | Tom Jones | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.1 | 66 | |
| There's No Sun In Vermont | You're The One That I Want | John Travolta/ Olivia Newton-John | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 60 | |
| We All Love Our Amirighter Girls | Everybody Wants To Rule The World | Tears For Fears | 4.4 | 4.2 | 4.4 | 48 | |
| What A Half-cocked Fight (The WMD Song) | It's The Hard Knock Life | Annie Cast | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 62 | |
| Ken (A Doll's Tale) | Ben | Michael Jackson | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 482 | |
| Sued The Studio | Sussudio | Phil Collins | 4.9 | 4.9 | 5.0 | 38 | |
| Getting To Throw You | Getting To Know You | Julie Andrews (The King And I) | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 71 | |
| I'm Wills..(By Royal Appointment) | I Will | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 38 | |
| Sans Peter | Maneater | Hall & Oates | 4.8 | 5.0 | 4.9 | 71 | |
| Can't Do Plumbin', Sink's A Fountain | She'll Be Comin' Round The Mountain | Traditional | 4.9 | 4.8 | 4.9 | 165 | |
| (I'd Like To) Fight Macguire | Light My Fire | The Doors | 5.0 | 4.9 | 5.0 | 53 | |
| I'll Still Be Ugly Tomorrow | Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow? | The Shirelles | 5.0 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 84 | |
| Human Evolution As We Know It (It Took Some Time) | It's The End Of The World As We Know It (And I Fee | REM | 4.9 | 4.8 | 4.9 | 94 | |
| Llanfairpwllgwyngyll...gogogoch! | Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious | Mary Poppins | 4.6 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 321 | |
| Australia | Cecelia | Simon and Garfunkel | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 69 | |
| My Dates Are Slight | You May Be Right | Billy Joel | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 58 | |
| Our Sons Ain't Gonna Fight Anymore | The Sun Ain't Gonna Shine Anymore | The Walker Brothers | 4.4 | 3.2 | 4.4 | 40 | |
| Naked Sumo Cricket | Take It To The Limit | The Eagles | 4.9 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 239 | |
| Oh Boy...It's Adultery! | Oh Boy! | Buddy Holly | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 62 | |
| Manta Ray | Fly Away | Lenny Kravitz | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 55 | |
| Quaaludes | Hey Jude | The Beatles | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.9 | 75 | |
| Cheerleader At The Back | Leader Of The Pack | The Shangri-Las | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.9 | 363 | |
| Yelp! | Help! | The Beatles | 5.0 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 88 | |
| Vlad The Impaler (Attorney At Law) | Eleanor Rigby | The Beatles | 5.0 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 57 | |
| Dr. Bush Is Chargin' | Octopus' Garden | The Beatles | 5.0 | 4.5 | 4.6 | 50 | |
| Viva Las Walrus! | Viva Las Vegas/ Beatles Medley | Elvis Presley/ The Beatles | 5.0 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 62 | |
| Mall of Kintyre | Mull Of Kintyre | Paul McCartney and Wings | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 544 | |
| Light Petting | White Wedding | Billy Idol | 4.9 | 4.5 | 4.6 | 48 | |
| Portaloo Bum Fret | Waterloo Sunset | The Kinks | 5.0 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 45 | |
| Give A Necktie | Live And Let Die | Paul McCartney And Wings | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 49 | |
| Leave A Little Cream For Tea | Dream A Little Dream Of Me | Mama Cass | 5.0 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 100 | |
| Dumb Ass At Bar | Come As You Are | Nirvana | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 51 | |
| Spots Only Grow | God Only Knows | The Beach Boys | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 44 | |
| Wooden Kid Gets Spliced | Wouldn't It Be Nice | The Beach Boys | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 43 | |
| Break Your Tail, Heather.. | Shake A Tailfeather | Ray Charles (with Blues Brothers) | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 51 | |
| Hobbitcase | Basketcase | Green Day | 4.4 | 4.6 | 4.5 | 54 | |
| Battle Hymn Of The Banana Republic | Battle Hymn Of The Republic | Traditional | 4.9 | 4.7 | 4.8 | 78 | |
| I Can't Write Christmas Parodies!! | White Christmas | Bing Crosby | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 68 | |
| Vegemite Christmas | White Christmas | Bing Crosby | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.7 | 105 | |
| Hubby's Old, Zeta Jones | Take Me Home, Country Roads | John Denver | 4.9 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 53 | |
| Confidential: The Secrets Of Amiright | A Few Of My Favourite Things | Julie Andrews | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 72 | |
| Drugs & Harry | Love & Marriage | Frank Sinatra | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 50 | |
| Martian Strippers Lonely Hearts Club Ads | Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band | The Beatles | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 55 | |
| It's Really Not 'Me' | You Really Got Me | The Kinks | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 51 | |
| All My Rubbing | All My Loving | The Beatles | 4.9 | 4.8 | 4.9 | 84 | |
| Takin' Out Zombies 101 | Take A Chance On Me | Abba | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 76 | |
| .....osis (revised version) | Lola | The Kinks | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 49 | |
| .....osis | Lola | The Kinks | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 51 | |
| Jet Black | Get Back | The Beatles | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 44 | |
| Two, Maybe Three New Dads | Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad | Meatloaf | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 56 | |
| Arwen's Birthday | Tom's Diner | Suzanne Vega | 4.6 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 63 | |
| Dangling In The Dark | Dancing In The Dark | Bruce Springsteen | 4.7 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 71 | |
| McJob Is So Ropey | On Top Of Old Smokey | Traditional | 5.0 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 48 | |
| Medicated Swallower Of Aspirin | Dedicated Follower Of Fashion | The Kinks | 5.0 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 91 | |
| Smashin' Up That Mobile Phone | Hangin' On The Telephone (Ver.2) | Blondie | 4.9 | 4.7 | 4.8 | 56 | |
| Smashin' Up That Mobile Phone | Hangin' On The Telephone | Blondie | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 52 | |
| When You Kiss Posteri-ah | When You Wish Upon A Star | Disney (Pinocchio) | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 47 | |
| Road-Rage-Me | Do-Re-Mi | Julie Andrews | 4.9 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 85 | |
| The Wreck Of The Latest Royal Wedding | The Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald | Gordon Lightfoot | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 219 | |
| I'm Tom Cruise, Babe | I Got You Babe | Sonny and Cher | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 92 | |
| Bi Guy | My Guy | Mary Wells | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 76 | |
| Test Bravado | Desperado | The Eagles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 53 | |
| Butt Of Madge Is Draggin' | Puff The Magic Dragon | Peter, Paul and Mary | 4.9 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 61 | |
| Deserts In Norway | My Way | Frank Sinatra | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 49 | |
| You Nearly Shot Me! | You Really Got Me | The Kinks | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 49 | |
| John Paul II...God's Cowboy | Rawhide | Frankie Laine | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 45 | |
| Krummy Chameleon | Karma Chameleon | Culture Club | 4.7 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 59 | |
| Jim Beam Retriever | Daydream Believer | The Monkees | 4.9 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 53 | |
| Chevy, Four Kids And An Ulcer | Twenty Four Hours From Tulsa | Gene Pitney | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 66 | |
| I Want You All To Give Me Fives | Just The Way You Are | Billy Joel | 4.8 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 45 | |
| Jung Girl | Young Girl | Gary Puckett And The Union Gap | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 64 | |
| When Irish Guys Are Drinking | When Irish Eyes Are Smiling | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 101 | |
| Little Poo Scoop | Little Deuce Coupe | The Beach Boys | 5.0 | 4.7 | 4.6 | 50 | |
| Da Knees! | Denis | Blondie | 5.0 | 4.8 | 5.0 | 62 | |
| Guitarborough Fair | Scarborough Fair/ Canticle | Simon & Garfunkel | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 53 | |
| Damn IKEA | Mamma Mia | Abba | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 213 | |
| Renoirs | Cars | Gary Numan | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 58 | |
| Lemurs.. | Fever | Peggy Lee | 4.9 | 4.7 | 4.6 | 57 | |
| Extensively Remodelled, Now I'm Mostly Artific-ial | I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major-General | Gilbert & Sullivan- Pirates Of Penzance | 4.9 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 174 | |
| I Stumbul (And Constantlytopple) | Istanbul (Not Constantinople) | They Might Be Giants | 4.9 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 78 | |
| Gomorrah!! | Tomorrow | Annie Soundtrack | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 83 | |
| Ole! Another Bullfight | All Day And All Of The Night | The Kinks | 4.9 | 4.7 | 4.8 | 51 | |
| Gimp It | Whip It | Devo | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 49 | |
| Things You Just Won't Find On eBay | A- You're Adorable | Perry Como | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 73 | |
| Video Games: They Make Me Go 'Arrgh!' | Video Killed The Radio Star | Buggles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 83 | |
| Don't Streak | Don't Speak | No Doubt | 5.0 | 4.9 | 5.0 | 73 | |
| Damn Will & Grace! | Chantilly Lace | The Big Bopper | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 64 | |
| Part Time Bubba | Part Time Lover | Stevie Wonder | 5.0 | 4.9 | 5.0 | 53 | |
| Amiright Party Campaign Song | Zephyr Song | Red Hot Chili Peppers | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 76 | |
| Walk With Some Restriction | Walk Like An Egyptian | The Bangles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 120 | |
| All Day With The Wife | A Day In The Life | The Beatles | 4.9 | 4.7 | 4.8 | 64 | |
| Frightened By The Flight | Blinded By The Light | Manfred Mann's Earth Band | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 78 | |
| Episode III... | Star Wars Theme | John Williams | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 51 | |
| FCUK | Y.M.C.A | Village People | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 113 | |
| That's The Cue For Voodoo | Chattanooga Choo Choo | Glenn Miller | 4.2 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 289 | |
| Farewell Allah, Hello Buddha | Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah | Allan Sherman | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 299 | |
| The Sound Of Screaming- A Tribute To Slasher Pics | The Sound Of Music- Medley | Sound Of Music Cast | 5.0 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 54 | |
| Hookers At My Front Door | Lookin' Out My Back Door | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 61 | |
| Boozy-Woozy Bubble Bath (With Cameron D..) | Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy | Andrews Sisters | 4.9 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 71 | |
| Kristof's Mad Creation™ | Good Vibrations | The Beach Boys | 4.8 | 4.7 | 4.8 | 55 | |
| U F-in' Os. | You Oughta Know | Alanis Morissette | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 57 | |
| Fish Go For Worms, Oh! | Disco Inferno | The Trammps | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 50 | |
| Possessed Canary, Mental Hen | God Rest Ye, Merry Gentlemen | Traditional | 4.9 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 55 | |
| Tell Him About It (Kristof's Reply) | Tell Her About It | Billy Joel | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 83 | |
| (Squawkin' With A) Splinter In My Hand | Winter Wonderland | Bing Crosby | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 46 | |
| Limeys To The Moon! | Fly Me To The Moon | Frank Sinatra | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 51 | |
| Singer/Songwriter | Paperback Writer | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 52 | |
| Mister Olden Swear | Sister Golden Hair | America | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 55 | |
| Lickin' Thing | Livin' Thing | Electric Light Orchestra | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 60 | |
| I Spend All My Dole On Beer | It's Still Rock And Roll To Me | Billy Joel | 4.4 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 53 | |
| Tony The Pony | Only The Lonely | Roy Orbison | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 73 | |
| Wimbledon Linesman | Wichita Lineman | Glen Campbell | 4.6 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 56 | |
| A Musical Apology to Ms J. Lopez...Sort Of | Rainbow Connection | Kermit The Frog | 4.9 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 65 | |
| (Lord, I Love) Alliteration | My Generation | The Who | 4.7 | 4.8 | 4.6 | 241 | |
| Stuck In A Lift-shaft With You | Stuck In The Middle With You | Stealer's Wheel | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.9 | 163 | |
| Help Me Mate With Gladys Knight | Help Me Make It Through The Night | Kris Kristofferson | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 51 | |
| Excremental Gurney | Sentimental Journey | Doris Day | 5.0 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 53 | |
| Look At Me, I'm Socrates | Look At Me, I'm Sandra Dee | Stockard Channing- Grease Soundtrack | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 68 | |
| Spartan Nights | Summer Nights | Grease Soundtrack | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 82 | |
| Using L'Oreal | You Can Call Me Al | Paul Simon | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 64 | |
| Sell-O (The Wall St. Song) | Day-O (The Banana Boat Song) | Harry Belafonte | 4.9 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 132 | |
| Cricket! | Whip It | Devo | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 325 | |
| Mad Date | Bad Day | Daniel Powter | 4.6 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 65 | |
| Monkeys Are Bluffing | Money For Nothing | Dire Straits | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 70 | |
| I've Got No Cuffs | I've Got No Strings | Pinocchio | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 43 | |
| And That's Why I Walk This Way... | Walk This Way | Aerosmith | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 71 | |
| June Cleaver | Moon River | Audrey Hepburn | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 63 | |
| Newbie Tuesday | Ruby Tuesday | The Rolling Stones | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 48 | |
| MANties™ | Mandy | Barry Manilow | 4.8 | 4.8 | 5.0 | 138 | |
| Where Every Girl Is On The Game | Where Everybody Knows Your Name | Theme From Cheers | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 48 | |
| On-The-Ground Sue | Runaround Sue | Dion | 4.9 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 52 | |
| Indiff'rent Blokes | Diff'rent Strokes | TV Theme Tune | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 58 | |
| I Scored A Catwalk Model Wi' Some BS, Astrological | The Major-General's Song | Gilbert And Sullivan | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.9 | 142 | |
| I Saw Her Silver Hair | I Saw Her Standing There | The Beatles | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 55 | |
| Cat's Abusing Booze | Can't Stand Losing You | The Police | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 78 | |
| More Propane (Redneck Symphony) | You're So Vain | Carly Simon | 5.0 | 4.9 | 5.0 | 309 | |
| P***ed Off My Little Missus | We're Off To See The Wizard | Wizard Of Oz Soundtrack | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 63 | |
| Sometimes, Head & Shoulders | Sunshine On My Shoulders | John Denver | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 57 | |
| Matrimonay! | That's Amore | Dean Martin | 4.9 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 77 | |
| (She's) 'Knowin'' All Your Friends | Blowin' In The Wind | Bob Dylan | 4.8 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 53 | |
| Friends Reunited? | Reunited | Peaches & Herb | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 59 | |
| Getting Duffed Up By A Wraith | There Is Nothin' Like A Dame | South Pacific Soundtrack | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 52 | |
| Ricki, Ricki Lake | Hippy Hippy Shake | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 61 | |
| Me Depressed: Tarzan's Lament | Be Our Guest | Beauty And The Beast | 4.7 | 4.8 | 4.9 | 195 | |
| Ibis Angina | Eye Of The Tiger | Survivor | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 59 | |
| Lovers Cracked My Ceiling | Some Enchanted Evening | South Pacific Soundtrack | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 68 | |
| 100 Smiles: For Stu McArthur | I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles) | The Proclaimers | 4.5 | 4.3 | 4.5 | 65 | |
| It's Santa, Man...(The Office Party) | Piano Man | Billy Joel | 4.6 | 5.0 | 4.9 | 54 | |
| Santa Claus Won't Come To Our Town | Santa Claus Is Comin' To Town | Traditional | 4.9 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 60 | |
| I Always Seem To Injure You | I Only Want To Be With You | Dusty Springfield | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 135 | |
| The Tale Of Abe's Incarceration | The ABC Song | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 63 | |
| More American Pies? | Brilliant Disguise | Bruce Springsteen | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 55 | |
| Beer And Pizza | Love And Marriage | Frank Sinatra | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 63 | |
| The Big Carol Polka | The Beer Barrel Polka | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 55 | |
| New Age Jews | Blue Suede Shoes | Elvis Presley | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 59 | |
| Reclaimed Virgin | Like A Virgin | Madonna | 5.0 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 70 | |
| For The Discerning Buyer: The Mall With It All | We Didn't Start The Fire | Billy Joel | 4.3 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 133 | |
| Love Me, Ninja | Love Me Tender | Elvis Presley | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 58 | |
| Humpty's Crack Stash | Jumping Jack Flash | The Rolling Stones | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 43 | |
| Leaving Lotsa Sweat Stains | Leaving On A Jet Plane | John Denver | 4.9 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 56 | |
| Workin' Thru Lunchtime | Walkin' On Sunshine | Katrina And The Waves | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 56 | |
| R U Footloose? | U Can't Touch This | MC Hammer | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 61 | |
| Robot, He Does It Better | Nobody Does It Better | Carly Simon | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 46 | |
| (World's Worst) Gigolo | Vertigo | U2 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 133 | |
| No Theme-ian Rhapsody (Or: Queen Can Bite Me...) | Bohemian Rhapsody | Queen | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 59 | |
| Mrs Palmer's Lonely Art, Mom Banned | Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 43 | |
| Lean On Tree (12 Beer Soul) | Lean On Me | Bill Withers | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 56 | |
| Something To Put James Blunt In | Wanna Be Startin' Something | Michael Jackson | 5.0 | 5.0 | 4.8 | 299 | |
| Na-O-Mi | Take On Me | A-Ha | 4.8 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 69 | |
| George III | Born Free | Matt Monro | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 50 | |
| Jim Lovell's Apollo 13 Diary | Up, Up And Away | The Fifth Dimension | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 58 | |
| Donut Guy (With Wooden Arm) | Don't Know Why | Norah Jones | 5.0 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 54 | |
| I Can't Shop | At The Hop | Danny And The Juniors | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 59 | |
| Billy Ray's Movie Theme Tunes, No. 1: Titanic | Achy Breaky Heart | Billy Ray Cyrus | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 90 | |
| Billy Ray's Movie Theme Tunes, No. 2: Speed | Achy Breaky Heart | Billy Ray Cyrus | 4.9 | 4.8 | 4.9 | 396 | |
| Hosethruster | Ghostbusters | Ray Parker Jr. | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 57 | |
| Headache Hotel | Heartbreak Hotel | Elvis Presley | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 59 | |
| My Gal Lola | My Sharona | The Knack | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 47 | |
| Mother Nature's Ass (Population: 92) | Mother Nature's Son | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 43 | |
| Six-Beer Sadie | Sexy Sadie | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 42 | |
| My Odd Sock Black Hole | I Love Rock 'N Roll | Joan Jett | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 51 | |
| The Incestual Story Of Arkansas Al | The Continuing Story Of Bungalow Bill | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 58 | |
| Man, I Like Them Clown Shoes | What I Like About You | The Romantics | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 46 | |
| The Times When I Just Didn't Think | A Few Of My Favourite Things | Julie Andrews | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 171 | |
| Don't Happy, Be Worry | Don't Worry, Be Happy | Bobby McFerrin | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 157 | |
| Villa La Mediocre | Livin' La Vida Loca | Ricky Martin | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 65 | |
| (Nothin') Sells Like The Holy Spirit! | Smells Like Teen Spirit | Nirvana | 4.8 | 4.9 | 4.8 | 192 | |
| Whine, Britney, Whine | Cry Baby Cry | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 53 | |
| The Swordsman | The Gambler | Kenny Rogers | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 118 | |
| Riffin' Old Refrains | Rhythm Of The Rain | The Cascades | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 53 | |
| Internet Poultry Auction | Sittin' On The Dock Of The Bay | Otis Redding | 4.6 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 275 | |
| Kim Jong-il Song | Da Do Ron Ron | The Crystals | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 87 | |
| It's Beelzebubberly | Wouldn't It Be Loverly? | My Fair Lady | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 66 | |
| You're Not Too Bright, But You Like KARATE! | Fight For Your Right (To Party) | The Beastie Boys | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.8 | 78 | |
| Twas A Spoilt Brat At Christmas | Twas The Night Before Christmas | Christmas Poem- Clement C. Moore | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 342 | |
| For Banjo | Fernando | ABBA | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 65 | |
| Can I Feel Your Flub Tonight? | Can You Feel The Love Tonight? | The Lion King Soundtrack | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 71 | |
| Take Me To ER | I've Been Everywhere | Johnny Cash | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 75 | |
| Disco Davey's Farm-a-Yard | Lady Marmalade | LaBelle | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 64 | |
| (Buy, Buy) An African Child | American Pie | Don McLean | 4.6 | 4.5 | 4.6 | 507 | |
| Always Drunk On Wine | Always On My Mind | Elvis Presley | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 90 | |
| 88 Lines About 44 Strange Dates | 88 Lines About 44 Women | The Nails | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 158 | |
| You'll Never Be Top Gun Again | I'll Never Fall In Love Again | Dionne Warwick | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 59 | |
| Addicted To Jerks | Addicted To Love | Robert Palmer | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 75 | |
| Grizzly Bears Picnic | Teddy Bears Picnic | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 105 | |
| That Dutch Guy, Relf | I Touch Myself | Divinyls | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 73 | |
| Hardrockhiphoppunkyfunkyemotechnodiscocountry | Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini | Brian Hyland | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 307 | |
| Jackass State Of Mind | New York State Of Mind | Billy Joel | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 54 | |
| My Wife Wants A Carpenter | If I Were A Carpenter | Bobby Darin | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 67 | |
| Come On Ladies, Try Matthias! | Light My Fire | The Doors | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 106 | |
| Oh Hell, Can They Bore Ya | Hotel California | The Eagles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 63 | |
| Nighty-Night, Stuffed Raccoon | 99 Luftballoons | Nena | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 165 | |
| Chasin' Nuns | Stacy's Mom | Fountains Of Wayne | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 83 | |
| Don't Bang On (About The Plot) | Let's Hang On | Frankie Valli And The Four Seasons | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 61 | |
| Your Band Is Called What? | My Favorite Things | Julie Andrews | 4.8 | 4.9 | 5.0 | 513 | |
| Nothing But Bare Yoohoos | Nothing Compares 2 U | Sinead O'Connor | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 88 | |
| Betamax Is The Format For Me | She's Always A Woman | Billy Joel | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 110 | |
| Online | Downtown | Petula Clark | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 85 | |
| Your Mom | Your Song | Elton John | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 473 | |
| Drinking With The Stars | Swinging On A Star | Bing Crosby | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 104 | |
| Funpark Al-Qaeda | Hotel California | The Eagles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 609 | |
| Mr. T (A Letter To...) | Misery | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 91 | |
| I Crashed The Tour Bus | I Am The Walrus | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 141 | |
| What If God Was Bono Vox? | One Of Us | Joan Osborne | 4.9 | 4.8 | 5.0 | 174 | |
| Easily Distractable | Simply Irresistable | Robert Palmer | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 119 | |
| Ode To Miss South Carolina | Hey There Delilah | Plain White T's | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 537 | |
| The Betta-Loo Song | Chattanooga Choo Choo | Glenn Miller | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 106 | |
| Scene Three, Take Three: One More Time... | Baby One More Time | Britney Spears | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 202 | |
| Date With Mom (Senior Prom) | Baby Love | The Supremes | 4.9 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 220 | |
| Lyin' Spies? | Lyin' Eyes | The Eagles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 187 | |
| Dang Kyrgyzstan | Stand By Your Man | Tammy Wynette | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 135 | |
| Fridge Penguin Knows | God Only Knows | The Beach Boys | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 111 | |
| Blame It On Djibouti | Blame It On The Boogie | The Jacksons | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 267 | |
| How To Be Trashed | How To Be Dead | Snow Patrol | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 80 | |
| Haircut From Hell | Highway to Hell | AC/DC | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 217 | |
| In The End: Broken Toyz Remix | In The End | Linkin Park | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 211 | |
| Dear Paris | Dear Prudence | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 113 | |
| Sexi[e]st | Be Our Guest | Beauty And The Beast | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 415 | |
| Santa's Sometime House Of Fun | House Of Fun | Madness | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 133 | |
| Jesus On A Bun | Seasons In The Sun | Terry Jacks | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 272 | |
| All I've Got For Christmas Is Sued | All I Want For Christmas Is You | Mariah Carey | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 216 | |
| New Year's, New Year's | New York, New York | Frank Sinatra | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 98 | |
| You Thought I'd Look Good In Those Plus Fours | I Bet You Look Good On The Dancefloor | Arctic Monkeys | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 95 | |
| Dance With A Trout On My Head | Can't Get You Out Of My Head | Kylie Minogue | 5.0 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 160 | |
| School For Cats | Cool For Cats | Squeeze | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 323 | |
| Canned Nuts (Party For One) | Can't Stop | Red Hot Chili Peppers | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 153 | |
| Clive Frankenstein | Time After Time | Cyndi Lauper | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 135 | |
| Gravy Stains For Dinner | Hazy Shade Of Winter | The Bangles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 105 | |
| Irish | Iris | Goo Goo Dolls | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 162 | |
| My Dorm | My Storm | Below Average Dave | 4.8 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 77 | |
| Hey, Learner Driver | Hey There Delilah | Plain White Ts | 4.9 | 5.0 | 4.9 | 117 | |
| It Don't Int'rest You Much (The Role Play Song) | That Don't Impress Me Much | Shania Twain | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.8 | 89 |
