Song Parodies -> Leave A Little Cream For Tea
| Original Song Title: | "Dream A Little Dream Of Me" |
| Original Performer: | Mama Cass |
| Parody Song Title: | "Leave A Little Cream For Tea" |
| Parody Written by: | Kristof Robertson |
It took me 9 and a half weeks to write this parody (Work it out...)
Chocolate spread on our faces
Strawberries in all manner of places
But before we get truly kinky
Leave a little cream for tea
That cucumber unsliced, dear
It would have made my sandwiches nice, dear
But now it's ruined..what a pity
Leave a little cream for tea
Hot butter is good on popcorn, dear
But not on my ass
Not liking hot buttery porn, dear
Feeling harassed..
Bananas make me nervous
You're hankering for full table service
Girl, what's your plan for that BLT?
Hear a little scream from me!
That hot oil you shouldn't be wasting
It cost twenty bucks
My johnson is not meant for basting
I'm screaming F.....!!
Refrigerator's empty
Hot bedroom games in this land o' plenty
We're erotic gourmets, I'll agree
Leave a little cream for tea...
Strawberries in all manner of places
But before we get truly kinky
Leave a little cream for tea
That cucumber unsliced, dear
It would have made my sandwiches nice, dear
But now it's ruined..what a pity
Leave a little cream for tea
Hot butter is good on popcorn, dear
But not on my ass
Not liking hot buttery porn, dear
Feeling harassed..
Bananas make me nervous
You're hankering for full table service
Girl, what's your plan for that BLT?
Hear a little scream from me!
That hot oil you shouldn't be wasting
It cost twenty bucks
My johnson is not meant for basting
I'm screaming F.....!!
Refrigerator's empty
Hot bedroom games in this land o' plenty
We're erotic gourmets, I'll agree
Leave a little cream for tea...
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Nine and a half weeks, eh..and I thought this was a tricky Mickey quickie...now all you have to do is get a Bay singer to perform it..Really clever work, Kristof.5's
I'm speechless...
(But in a good way)
(But in a good way)
Tea. Earl Gay. Hot. 555 strumpet-crumpets.
Gives new meaning to the term "tea service." 15 lumps.
Thank you all, my flock of food fetishists! Phil- :-) back atcha!....AFW- "Tricky Micky Quickie"; love it! :-).....Ash- Don't think I've ever made you speechless before! Thanx babe.....JD- "Earl Gay"; LOL!....John- Do you want "full-fat" or "skimmed" with that? ;-)...Cheers y'all!
So funny!! Shame I DKTOS.
Just use a few thing Big and Rootiful.... fun with veggies! Great!
funny concept and brilliant execution...bravo !
glad you included some fruit in there Kristof - it reminded me of my last mango in Paris - nicely done - 555
Is this what you would call fingered food?
Kristof and Stuart will be rooting for this parody to succeed!
Much as I like and respect Kristof, our relationship hasn't developed to that stage yet
Adagio-thanx for dropping by anyway.....Merry- you dirty ol' farmer, you! :-)....Alvin-there was an execution? What did I miss? :-).....Stuart- *snigger*.....Guy- Well, really!! :-)....Pip- What are you suggesting, young hobbit?? Just because we're both Aussies.....
Good one - straight 5's! It reminded me of two old jokes along it's way..... How do you tell if a man is a male chauvinist pig? He thinks harrass is two words Man goes to his doctor with a lettuce leaf sticking out of his bum Man: "Dr. Is it serious" Dr: "Possibly - thats just the tip of the iceberg"
Chow down! Good stuff! 555
You devil's food cake you. 5's
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