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Song Parodies -> "Leave A Little Cream For Tea"

Original Song Title:

"Dream A Little Dream Of Me"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Mama Cass

Parody Song Title:

"Leave A Little Cream For Tea"

Parody Written by:

Kristof Robertson

The Lyrics

It took me 9 and a half weeks to write this parody (Work it out...)
Chocolate spread on our faces
Strawberries in all manner of places
But before we get truly kinky
Leave a little cream for tea

That cucumber unsliced, dear
It would have made my sandwiches nice, dear
But now it's ruined..what a pity
Leave a little cream for tea

Hot butter is good on popcorn, dear
But not on my ass
Not liking hot buttery porn, dear
Feeling harassed..

Bananas make me nervous
You're hankering for full table service
Girl, what's your plan for that BLT?
Hear a little scream from me!

That hot oil you shouldn't be wasting
It cost twenty bucks
My johnson is not meant for basting
I'm screaming F.....!!

Refrigerator's empty
Hot bedroom games in this land o' plenty
We're erotic gourmets, I'll agree
Leave a little cream for tea...

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Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 17

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Phil Alexander - November 09, 2004 - Report this comment
:-)
AFW - November 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Nine and a half weeks, eh..and I thought this was a tricky Mickey quickie...now all you have to do is get a Bay singer to perform it..Really clever work, Kristof.5's
Ashkicksass - November 09, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm speechless...

(But in a good way)
Johnny D - November 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Tea. Earl Gay. Hot. 555 strumpet-crumpets.
John Barry - November 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Gives new meaning to the term "tea service." 15 lumps.
Kristof Robertson - November 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you all, my flock of food fetishists! Phil- :-) back atcha!....AFW- "Tricky Micky Quickie"; love it! :-).....Ash- Don't think I've ever made you speechless before! Thanx babe.....JD- "Earl Gay"; LOL!....John- Do you want "full-fat" or "skimmed" with that? ;-)...Cheers y'all!
Adagio - November 09, 2004 - Report this comment
So funny!! Shame I DKTOS.
Meriadoc - November 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Just use a few thing Big and Rootiful.... fun with veggies! Great!
alvin rhodes - November 09, 2004 - Report this comment
funny concept and brilliant execution...bravo !
Stuart McArthur - November 09, 2004 - Report this comment
glad you included some fruit in there Kristof - it reminded me of my last mango in Paris - nicely done - 555
Guy - November 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Is this what you would call fingered food?
Peregrin - November 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Kristof and Stuart will be rooting for this parody to succeed!
Stuart McArthur - November 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Much as I like and respect Kristof, our relationship hasn't developed to that stage yet
Kristof Robertson - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Adagio-thanx for dropping by anyway.....Merry- you dirty ol' farmer, you! :-)....Alvin-there was an execution? What did I miss? :-).....Stuart- *snigger*.....Guy- Well, really!! :-)....Pip- What are you suggesting, young hobbit?? Just because we're both Aussies.....
LucidLupin LeeBee - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Good one - straight 5's! It reminded me of two old jokes along it's way..... How do you tell if a man is a male chauvinist pig? He thinks harrass is two words Man goes to his doctor with a lettuce leaf sticking out of his bum Man: "Dr. Is it serious" Dr: "Possibly - thats just the tip of the iceberg"
Agrimorfee - June 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Chow down! Good stuff! 555
Lionel Mertens - July 04, 2006 - Report this comment
You devil's food cake you. 5's

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