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Song Parodies -> "Everyone Wears Skirts"

Original Song Title:

"Everybody Hurts"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Everyone Wears Skirts"

Parody Written by:

Kristof Robertson

The Lyrics

Crossdressing is great, as long as you don't get caught
When you're stuck at home, on your own
You're sure that you're alone
When you're sure no one's around, dress you've sewn
Try on

Just let yourself go, 'cause everyone denies
But everyone wears skirts.....sometimes

Some say crossdressing is wrong. But you look good in a thong
When you're feeling really down (try on)
Pick your favourite ball gown (try on, try on)
If you think you've pulled one over the wife, try on

'Cause everyone wears skirts, no need to be ashamed
But if you stretch that skirt, you will be blamed

Oh yeah, you will be blamed
So you've gone and lost three stone
Oh, oh, oh, lost three stone

So you're on your own and the wife, the wife's out for a meal
Well, you'd tell her but you're sure, she won't get how you feel

Hey, we all eat desserts, sometimes
Everyone likes fries
And everyone wears skirts....sometimes
So try on
Try on, try on, try on (repeat and fade)

(Everyone wears skirts. You are not alone)

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 3

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Laurence Dunne - May 05, 2004 - Report this comment
I can honestly say I have only worn womens clothing once: In a school play where I had to play a lady of ill repute with balloon-boobs and a pink skirt that ran all the way to the floor. The feeling of breeze up my legs will haunt me forevermore...
MrMacphisto - May 05, 2004 - Report this comment
A parody that Eddie Izzard would especially enjoy....
Dave - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Loved the song, and I agree with ya - everyone should have the option to wear skirts, not just women... I always wear one Cheers Dave

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