When you're stuck at home, on your own
You're sure that you're alone
When you're sure no one's around, dress you've sewn
Try on

Just let yourself go, 'cause everyone denies
But everyone wears skirts.....sometimes

Some say crossdressing is wrong. But you look good in a thong
When you're feeling really down (try on)
Pick your favourite ball gown (try on, try on)
If you think you've pulled one over the wife, try on

'Cause everyone wears skirts, no need to be ashamed
But if you stretch that skirt, you will be blamed

Oh yeah, you will be blamed
So you've gone and lost three stone
Oh, oh, oh, lost three stone

So you're on your own and the wife, the wife's out for a meal
Well, you'd tell her but you're sure, she won't get how you feel

Hey, we all eat desserts, sometimes
Everyone likes fries
And everyone wears skirts....sometimes
So try on
Try on, try on, try on (repeat and fade)

(Everyone wears skirts. You are not alone)