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Song Parodies -> "Bi Guy"

Original Song Title:

"My Guy"

Original Performer:

Mary Wells

Parody Song Title:

"Bi Guy"

Parody Written by:

Kristof Robertson

The Lyrics

From the POV of a gal whose main man loves....well, everybody really!
Never call him gay
Coz he swings both ways, he's my guy (bi guy!)
He loves me to death
Also Beth and Seth for my guy (bi guy, bi guy!)

I'm stickin' with my guy
Although he's much derided
I won't try to fight it
I'm tellin' you he don't care
About which bits go where- he's bi guy

Nothing makes me smile
Like blokes; versatile...those bi guys (bi guys!)
Nothing makes me hot
Like dudes who do the lot...those bi guys (bi guys, bi guys!)

He tells me lovin's really easy
When you end up......AC/DC
My fella's so givin'
He's also recievin' guy!

As a healthy metrosexual he takes great care
His opinion is he's got really great hair
As a matter of taste to be exact
He's my ideal coz he loves Jill and Jack..

A muscle bound man
A nurse called Fran for my guy (bi guy!)
A hairy chest
A coupla C-cup breasts for my guy (bi guy, bi guy!)
He may not be a movie star
But he is brilliant in a menage....a trois!
It could be Jan today
Julio or BJ for my guy

It could be Stan today
Julia or Rene for my guy
(He wants more!)
It could be Dan or Ray
Who's to know? Who's to say? My bi guy.....

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 19

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Stuart McArthur - February 25, 2005 - Report this comment
he can be the he-be and the she-be - LOL Kristof - that "muscle-bound man" feel into place nicely! - 555
Guy - February 25, 2005 - Report this comment
This guy must live somewhere along the Hers-he Biway. Well done. Lots of great lines.
John Barry - February 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Just call me fives guy.
Jeff Reuben - February 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Pretty funny!
Agrimorfee - February 25, 2005 - Report this comment
I hereby give you straight 5's.
alvin rhodes - February 25, 2005 - Report this comment
outstanding..great concept and execution...5s
Michael Pacholek - February 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Could be worse. He could also be bipolar.
Ash - February 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Sounds like a superhero name... "BI-GUY, the world's strongest bisexual!"
Rex - February 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Not sure what a menage a trois has to do with someone who speaks two languages...oh, wait! One of the languages must be French! I get it now!
Rick C - June 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Kristof, I came across this because I thought of the title and searched to see if anyone had already done it. Glad it was you. This is FANTASTIC! 5s.
Matthias - September 09, 2007 - Report this comment
I can relate. At least when I'm drunk I can relate.
Agrimorfee - September 11, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC4) Still straight on funny~
bobpiecheese - September 16, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC4) These 5's only swing one way...your way!
stuart mcarthur - September 18, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC4) so many funny ideas in this one, Kristof - you're MY guy, mate! (in an arms-length kinda way) and wow again for the "muscle-bound guy" fit
Below Average Dave - September 19, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC). . . .Not sure what to insert here. . . .HA. . .Seriously, that is HILARIOUS. . .and done in so little space! This one is one that I've never seen by you--so it was refreshing to see this topic taken on by such a novel parodist such as yourself
Jeff Reuben - September 19, 2007 - Report this comment
Excellent job, I can only go one way on this...5s! (ouch, that was used before)
Cat - September 19, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC) Hm, I wonder if anyone will copy the OS' "answer song" and do "Bi Girl"...;) But this was brilliant, Kris.
Jack Wilson - September 20, 2007 - Report this comment
That was awesome! 5s
Phil Alexander - September 11, 2009 - Report this comment
How did I miss this first time around? Fantastic stuff :-D

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