Paul McCartney married a one-legged girl
Mr Dubya Bush is none too smart
J-Lo's butt is rounder than the whole wide world
And as for Jacko, well I don't know where to start

Pa-ro-dy, pa-ro-dah, it ist goot, ja?
We like making songs go wrong (x2)

I'm not really into sports or politics
Maybe I am just a philistine
I prefer a poo-rody or toilet schtick
A little bo-wel movement gets me every time

CHORUS (sing with gusto!!)

In a coupla hours you will get some votes, just check
Maybe coupla fives and a blunt remark
From Mr Mike Pacholek...

Sitting at my PC and the ideas gel
But no songs about the bees and birds (NO SEX!)
Supercalifragilisticexpial...
Idocious, it's precocious what we do with words

CHORUS (sing in waltz time!!)

Spend a coupla hours looking for that one big laff
There's a coupla guys always hit the mark,
Phil, Merry, Pip and the Spaff!

Crashing cars, food, drunkenness and dentistry
Beatles, Britney, Stones and Tears For Fears
I am thinking, "What the f**k is wrong with me?"
That I could write mad parodies for years and years

CHORUS (Celine Dion stylee!!)

And if you want some fun...make lotsa songs go wrong...OI!!!!