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Song Parodies -> "I Want You All To Give Me Fives"

Original Song Title:

"Just The Way You Are"

Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"I Want You All To Give Me Fives"

Parody Written by:

Kristof Robertson

The Lyrics

The true, darker side of Kristof Robertson: seemingly mild mannered parodist, is finally revealed....Mwahahahah!!
Don't go, strangeruntil you've scored me
It's your approval that I seek
Seems pathetic; a little tawdry
But I've worked on this song all week!
Your comments, lovelybut I could care less
I need big numbers to survive
I won't feel no shamethis isn't a game
I want you all to give me fives!

Don't go dissing me for pacing
I count each syllable with care
My massive ego often needs bracing
Those threes and fours cause me despair
I don't want clever conversation
For my great work I just want thanks
You think I'm clever? Time to deliver
Click on that mouse and give me cinques!

And if you're thinking lower scoresrefrain
I'm sure not on this site for fun
Let's do the mathematics once again
It's one, one, one plus one plus one

I'm the Picasso of words and phrases
I want to win Song of the Month
With mucho cincos you'll sing my praises
If you're a German dude, it's funf!!

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 19

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   1
 3   0
 4   0
 5   18

User Comments

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John Barry - March 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Tim Mayfield - March 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Discreet and unpretentious 5's for ya!
alvin rhodes - March 15, 2005 - Report this comment
you's three fives...but ONLY cause you deserve them
Johnny D - March 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Well, sure, okay.
Red Ant - March 15, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS, so didn't vote,but here is my written vote: ( 1+1+1+1+1 )( 1+1+1+1+1 )( 1+1+1+1+1). Theres your fives. :)
Stuart McArthur - March 15, 2005 - Report this comment
your pacing was ATROCIOUS Kristof! I couldn't get "It's nine o'clock on a Saturday - regular crowd shuffles in" to fit at all....
brilliant - cinque cinque cinque also loved It’s one, one, one plus one plus one…"
Rex - March 15, 2005 - Report this comment
I hate to see people forced to's your fivers.
Kristof Robertson - March 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you, inferior beings!! I was hoping that at least a few people would get the joke, and not think I'm a pretensious tosser, and you've come thru for me, bless ya...I noticed 1s guy has totally overlooked this...maybe he's on holiday....
Michael Pacholek - March 15, 2005 - Report this comment
I was going to be a wisenheimer and give you a 5-4-5, but then I saw those "cinques" in there, and had to admit you earned the the triple nickel.
Dominic L. - July 27, 2005 - Report this comment
I loved it...5's
Johnny D - August 16, 2005 - Report this comment
(Ego Parody Contest) See above
Rick C - August 20, 2005 - Report this comment
(Ego Parody Contest) There egos again with another winner. Trois cinqs.
Scathe - August 25, 2005 - Report this comment
(EGO) Your plea is answered.
Stuart McArthur - August 25, 2005 - Report this comment
(EGO) - I wrote such a FANTASTIC comment last time, I do believe it can't be bettered *preens* - although I must confess you win at finally getting "funf" into a parody
Claude Prez - August 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Cinques a lot; this was great. I once thought about doing "I Love Me Just the Way I Are" but never did. Excellent stuff.
Mikey Squirrel - August 27, 2005 - Report this comment
EGO-- Wow, ain't too proud to beg, huh? Well, since you asked so endearingly, I suppose I can grant some cinques your way. Good job, Kristof.
Arwen - August 28, 2005 - Report this comment
EGO--how in the hell did I miss this before, Kristof? It's FABulous!! Perfect...and my new theme song, I think...; )
Jeff Reuben - August 29, 2005 - Report this comment
EGO: Excellent...worth at least a three and a couple 4s =)

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