-> "A Musical Apology to Ms J. Lopez...Sort Of"
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"A Musical Apology to Ms J. Lopez...Sort Of"
Why are there so many folks dissing J-Lo?
Why are they so mean and snide?
Sure, she's a diva; me-di-ocre actress
And rump shaking three-time bride
I've heard that harsh word "tramp" used to describe her
But she don't look homeless to me
Why can't she find it? Some J-Lo affection
From folks who aren't Marc Anthony?
I bit the bullet and I bought her last album
(It's my way of making up)
Listened with open mind; stopped at track 7
(It's) now used for coffee cups
"She's so AMAZING!" I tell myself daily
And hope that one day I'll believe
Someday I'll say it "I've J-Lo affection!"
And it won't cause me to dry-heave
When I said "she's a nice girl"you know it was the medica-tion!
SorryI take it back; I really can't stand her
Just can't keep up the pretence
Have you seen "Gigli"?...it sucked like a Black Hole
Why is her ego so immense?
Jersey GirlAngel Eyes.Maid In Manhattan
And let's not get onto her "hits"
Why should I fake it? Coz J-Lo is gettin'
On my metaphorical tits!
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