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Song Parodies -> "A Musical Apology to Ms J. Lopez...Sort Of"

Original Song Title:

"Rainbow Connection"

Original Performer:

Kermit The Frog

Parody Song Title:

"A Musical Apology to Ms J. Lopez...Sort Of"

Parody Written by:

Kristof Robertson

The Lyrics

I realise that, at times, I have been a little...unkind to Jennifer through my parodies. I have turned over a new leaf and am now a more open minded, less caustic parodist. J-Lo; I'm sorry. Please accept this parody as a token of my new-found tolerance, sensitivity and warmth.Yours VERY sincerely,Kristof
Why are there so many folks dissing J-Lo?
Why are they so mean and snide?
Sure, she's a diva; me-di-ocre actress
And rump shaking three-time bride
I've heard that harsh word "tramp" used to describe her
But she don't look homeless to me
Why can't she find it? Some J-Lo affection
From folks who aren't Marc Anthony?

I bit the bullet and I bought her last album
(It's my way of making up)
Listened with open mind; stopped at track 7
(It's) now used for coffee cups
"She's so AMAZING!" I tell myself daily
And hope that one day I'll believe
Someday I'll say it "I've J-Lo affection!"
And it won't cause me to dry-heave

When I said "she's a nice girl"you know it was the medica-tion!

SorryI take it back; I really can't stand her
Just can't keep up the pretence
Have you seen "Gigli"? sucked like a Black Hole
Why is her ego so immense?
Jersey GirlAngel Eyes.Maid In Manhattan
And let's not get onto her "hits"
Why should I fake it? Coz J-Lo is gettin'
On my metaphorical tits!
p.s. Thanks to Rick Duncan's great parody of the same OS yesterday, for inspiring me to finish this one off...

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Pacing: 4.9
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Total Votes: 11

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Arwen - June 29, 2005 - Report this comment
You know...J-Lo IS a diva of epic proportions...who probably isn't justified in her self-centered behavior and attitude...but I think that's why I love her so much...kindred spirits, you know...; ) 5s, KR...great work!
alvin rhodes - June 29, 2005 - Report this comment
glad to see you have a sensitive
Rick C - June 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Sheesh! I hope you never have to apologize to me! Great work (again) Kristof.
Leo Jay - June 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Booty-ful job.
Peter Andersson - June 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Well, I vividly remember that first big movie of hers where she fought that giant snake, but I guess one can say that she has really gone from jumping the Anaconda to jumping the Shark since then. :-)
Jonathan C. - June 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Wonderful song. Don't know if I agree with your sentiments though.
AFW - June 29, 2005 - Report this comment
I almost missed seeing this..Butt, I'm glad I didn't..
Johnny D - June 29, 2005 - Report this comment
So long as I don't have to be the gopher carrying out the details of her contract-rider, she's easy to look at!
Michael Pacholek - June 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Well, I still love J-Lo. Marc Anthony? I don't think he loves her as much as he loves having... how shall I put this... access. Arwen: Any other traits in common? Heh heh heh. Peter: As long as she's married to Anthony, she's not jumping a shark, she's jumping a snake. A cold-hearted... ssssnake!
Stuart McArthur - June 29, 2005 - Report this comment
that first movie she did with George Clooney was good - she went to the top of my list at the time - but it's been all stupidville since then - "I don't care 'bout the rocks she's got - I just stare at that rock-hard bot" - 555
Dr. Bob - June 30, 2005 - Report this comment
oh, man! now youre gonna make me go home and pull out my old kermit the frog vinyl! luckily i dont have any j-lo music/dvds to look thru. 5-ribbits!

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