Song Parodies -> Oh Boy...It's Adultery!
| Original Song Title: | "Oh Boy!" |
| Original Performer: | Buddy Holly |
| Parody Song Title: | "Oh Boy...It's Adultery!" |
| Parody Written by: | Kristof Robertson |
Talk about Le Liaisons Dangereuses!!
All of that love, all of those kisses
It's too bad it's not your missus
Oh Boy..you're foolin' round
Oh boy..you'll be brought down
When she comes home early!
When she finds out you've been a-strayin'
She'll fill your underpants with cayenne
Oh boy...your nuts will burn
Oh boy...but you will learn
It's just begun: you'll see!
Bet she finds lipstick on your collar
First she'll cry, and then she'll holler
A little bit of beggin' will get you nowhere
When she decides to shave off your hair!
Burning your suits, smashing your CDs
Serves you right for bein' so greedy
Oh boy...you sure were dumb
Oh boy..she'll tell your mum
Then key your Ferrari!
Man, there's no use apologisin'
Your brand new TV she's baptizin'
Oh boy..she's goin' for broke
Watch that.. Hitachi smoke
Now it's time for Round 3!
Changin' locks and callin' up the coppers
There's no way you're gonna stop 'er
A little indiscretion can ruin your life
You better hope she don't own a knife!
All of that love, all of those kisses
You should not have crossed your missus
Oh boy..if I were you
I would...move to Peru
Change your i-den-ti-ty!!
It's too bad it's not your missus
Oh Boy..you're foolin' round
Oh boy..you'll be brought down
When she comes home early!
When she finds out you've been a-strayin'
She'll fill your underpants with cayenne
Oh boy...your nuts will burn
Oh boy...but you will learn
It's just begun: you'll see!
Bet she finds lipstick on your collar
First she'll cry, and then she'll holler
A little bit of beggin' will get you nowhere
When she decides to shave off your hair!
Burning your suits, smashing your CDs
Serves you right for bein' so greedy
Oh boy...you sure were dumb
Oh boy..she'll tell your mum
Then key your Ferrari!
Man, there's no use apologisin'
Your brand new TV she's baptizin'
Oh boy..she's goin' for broke
Watch that.. Hitachi smoke
Now it's time for Round 3!
Changin' locks and callin' up the coppers
There's no way you're gonna stop 'er
A little indiscretion can ruin your life
You better hope she don't own a knife!
All of that love, all of those kisses
You should not have crossed your missus
Oh boy..if I were you
I would...move to Peru
Change your i-den-ti-ty!!
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Cheating is SO unacceptable. But this parody is totally up to par...=) 5s, Kristof!
Adultery's never been so much fun.
Good work, funny lines..
Thanks guys....Arwen: I agree; and the subject of the parody would also probably agree now as well- thanks for the vote babe!...John: Fun? The guy had spices on his genitals!! :-)....A4s1: Cheers dude!
Mmmmmmm ...Spicy genitals...
this was fun to sing along with...5s
Thanx Alvin and..um...homo homer (?)
Good work Kristof. Lots of good lines. 555
strayin'/cayenne - you crack me up......that was a really fun read Kristof. as for adultery, I agree, Arwen and Kristof, it's totally unacceptable (unless she's really really hot)
5's... LOL... next should be a Talking Heads one called "Burning up your nuts"
Great job. The first two lines were perfect.
my wife and I have made a deal, Kristof - she's given me a get-out-of-jail-free card for Angelina Jolie, and I've given her one for Johnny Depp. So far neither of us have been able to cash them in, but it's nice to know we have the card, just in case
Very good Kristof! As Claude said, perfect lead in!
Everyday, it's a-getting viler
You cheat your wife and sadly disregard her
Cheat like yours will surely get its pay...
555 years in purgatory!
You cheat your wife and sadly disregard her
Cheat like yours will surely get its pay...
555 years in purgatory!
I thought you Americans had this rule that both sexes mention in "Road Trip": It ain't cheating if it's in another area code area. And area code's here 555 I guess.
Brilliant, Kristof : -)
(Susanna - "revile her" would rhyme better on the second line...)
(Susanna - "revile her" would rhyme better on the second line...)
Kristof - missed this earlier, but I just wrote an "Oh Boy" parody and wanted to check to make sure it wasn't duplicating someone else's work...I like this one a lot...5's...of course, mine's another "Pirate" parody, so I didn't think I would find any others too much like it...
(O) I'll keep this parody in mind if I ever think of cheating on my wife.
(ABC) Hilarious stuff, Kristof. When I get caught cheating I just have to write lines...
(ABC05) Oh boy, this shoulda been an SOTM at the time. Very funny!
I like it, very funny
(O) - I agree with both my above comments, but that apologisin'/baptisin' couplet was definitely you, Kristof - great stuff
(ABC) Snicker*chuckle*snort*555
(O) DKTOS, but good stuff
(O) "Hell hath no fury like a woman's scorn." This parody was great, but I hope it's not from personal experience.
Was just revisiting your Author Page in honour of your 200th posting...I see a lot of OS songs that I actually am familiar with where I missed your posting...hope to have a bit of time some day to check out more of them...This one is great and I voted before I realized that I had already done so back in February...But, anyway, if any pieces might deserve two votes this one would certainly be among those I would pick...
(ABC Finals) See above!
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