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Song Parodies -> "Na-O-Mi"

Original Song Title:

"Take On Me"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Kristof Robertson

The Lyrics

Supermodel Naomi Campbell's notorious temper and treatment of her staff is always making headlines. This song is sung by her newly employed Puerto Rican maid...
Cleaning away
Me boss screamed "What'sthe delay?"
I got a fist buffet
Came at me like B.A. Baracus
I'll be OK
ER treatment comes out of my pay

Na-o-mi (Naomi!)
Hey, she strong! (Naomi!)
I did wrong
Now I got a.bruuuuuise

She no Doris Day
Much time she spendstelling me
"F***king go away!"
Then she crying, "Conchita, please stay"
You oughtta know
Confidentially, the b!tch is loco

Na-o-mi (Naomi!)
Break me thumb (Naomi!)
I bought wrong
Brand of her shampoooooo!

I spilt her cocaine
She doesn't ask me, "Please explain"
But slap me 'round brain
And claim it will help me to remember
I quit today
As the policemen led her away

Na-o-mi (Naomi)
Fake, mean, long!
She King Kong
In Manoloshooooooes

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 13

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 3   1
 4   0
 5   12

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AFW - July 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Highly hilarious, and spot-on timely...Super job, Kristof
tomario - July 27, 2006 - Report this comment
is bitch a naughty word ? spot on parody made me chuckle so much i've got a bruuuuuise ! lol 5s all the way
Arwen - July 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Funny stuff all the way around, KR, but anyone who can work a Mr. T. visual into a parody about a psychotic supermodel is going to get 5s no matter what...=)
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - July 27, 2006 - Report this comment
If I only ate once per week I'd probably through up Naomi type tantrums myself...
Lionel Mertens - July 27, 2006 - Report this comment
This grasshopper could never snatch the pebble from your hand. 5's
alvin rhodes - July 27, 2006 - Report this comment
ah, those wacky models...nice job..hate the OS
Joel Martinez - July 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Good Job Though I'm kind of sad you didn't mean Naomi from Paranoia Agent Still,555
Johnny D - July 27, 2006 - Report this comment
A-HA! So THAT's what you've been up to! 555! ;-)
Matthias - July 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Take On Threes.... A-Ha! I fooled you.... Take these Fives....
Rick C - July 27, 2006 - Report this comment
"spilt her cocaine", "I bought wrong brand of her shampoo"? But the closer, "King Kong in Manolo shoes" absolutely said it all! How do you take such a short song and fill it with laughs? I can't wait to read your next one, Maestro!
Rex - July 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Confidentially, you're bloody awesome.
Adagio - July 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Hee hee LOL I just remembered the chorus, but that was enough to see that you paced spot on.......sounds like a wicked muscle-bound witch to me. : D 5's
Stuart McArthur - July 29, 2006 - Report this comment
ha, the bruuuuuuuise,shampoooooooooo,shoooooooooooes were my faves, but another brilliant KR idea, brilliantly done - 555

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