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Song Parodies -> "My Gal Lola"

Original Song Title:

"My Sharona"

Original Performer:

The Knack

Parody Song Title:

"My Gal Lola"

Parody Written by:

Kristof Robertson

The Lyrics

We drank champagne and danced all night, under're WHAT???
Met her in a Soho club, a Soho club
She came up to me and said, "I'm.called Lola
If you're looking for some love, or a backrub
Let's get friendly over a rum.and cola"
She looked hot in pink- made me think, why was she alone?
I didn't know The Kinks; bought her drinks, then I took her home
Hey-ey-ey-ey-ey Yesss!

I-I-I-I pulled Lola!

She was prob'ly six foot fo'; her voice was low
With those tree-trunk arms she could throwa boulder!
Then she started to undressand I got stressed
"Scares me, what you've got down below"I told 'er
She said "Thought you knew! Call me Louwanna go to bed?"
I should've had a clue; she was too into Right Said Fred
Why-y-y-y-y? Eek!

G-g-g-guy called Lola!
G-g-g-guy called Lola!

Now my life is free and gay: a cabaret!
Wearing chiffon blouses with Lola
Changed my name to Stephanie.Stefani
And I charge seventy bucks a holla!
Got myself a pimp, and a gimp; made the tranny switch
I'm ho-in' round in mink- whatcha think? I am Lola's bitch...
My-y-y-y-y woo!

M-m-m-my gal Lola
M-m-m-my gal Lola

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 17

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Matthias - September 14, 2006 - Report this comment
You never want to be a bitch to Lola! Great interprentation of the Kinks song!
Paul Robinson - September 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Geez! Fantastic, Kristoff! Looks like I'm gonna run out of superlatives this morning! (Exclamation points too, it appears!!! - lol). Super job of fitting "Lola" into "Sharona's" structure This one had me throwing my head back (I'll send you my chiropractor bill) and laughing. Well done, sir. 5's ~ ~ ~
John Barry - September 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Brilliant blend on a tough one to pace. I'm with Paul.
AFW - September 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Whatever Lola needs, Kristoff form, top job..this is heaped with hilarity..
Serafina - September 14, 2006 - Report this comment
I echo Paul's statement about the "Lola" song... I think this is quite clever! 5-5-5. :)
The Charnstar - September 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Oh man dude type thang, that was awesome. Lola and My Sharona... That is REALLY engenious indeed, 5-5-5
PMS - September 14, 2006 - Report this comment
LOLMAO. Funniest treatment of the OS I have ever seen. It has even eclipsed Weird Al's!!!!
Stuart McArthur - September 14, 2006 - Report this comment
it was a brilliant idea just to metamorphise one classic into another, Kristof, but the story-line was a hoot too, and I loved "Got myself a pimp, and a gimp; made the tranny switch" - LOL - 555
Kristof Robertson - September 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks a bunch all!
Matthias: Oh, but I do!
Paul: You can never have enough exclamations...cheers!
John: Yeah, funnily enough it IS a bugger to pace well...thanks
AFW: You're too kind....
Serafina: Thanks for the feedback
Charnstar: Much appreciated, DUDE!
PMS: Awww, stop it! ;-)
Stu: cheers, bud...I've been finding brilliant ideas a bit hard to come by recently. Oh well...
Jack Wilson - September 14, 2006 - Report this comment
THis is great! This remidns me of that MOney For Nothing Beverly Hillbillies thingy Weird Al did, a bit 555!
TJC - September 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Fantastic stuff, ditto Paul's analysis... and especially good 'transitions'! - September 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Lo-lo-lo-lo-lovely. Bonus points for working in Right Said Fred, Gwen Stefani, and (most of all) the Kinks. Kristof rules.
Michael Pacholek - September 15, 2006 - Report this comment
I love merged parodies. Anyone gonna reverse it, tell the story of "My Sharona" to the tune of "Lola"? PMS: What about my stunning rendition "Hidden Banana"? Wasn't that a good one? Or do I sound a little needy?
Spoof-Man - September 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Meriadoc - September 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Especially loved the line about not knowing the Kinks, heh heh.
Dee Range - September 16, 2006 - Report this comment
F-f-f-f-f-freakin tastic, Kristof. The only way you can make this better is if you record it. I saw on the message board you are a musician....true? I think I speak for a lot of us here in saying you have written some of the funniest parodies in the world, and I for one want to hear them....and i mean NOW buster.
Ann - September 21, 2006 - Report this comment
I almost passed this up. You didn't know the Kinks?
Amanda - August 19, 2010 - Report this comment
Now this is what I call a double parody!

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