Song Parodies -> Amiright Party Campaign Song
| Original Song Title: | "Zephyr Song" |
| Original Performer: | Red Hot Chili Peppers |
| Parody Song Title: | "Amiright Party Campaign Song" |
| Parody Written by: | Kristof Robertson |
Today marks the dawning of a new era....the launch of the Amiright Party, to take on the incumbent governments of every nation in the world. No policies, no manifesto, and some seriously questionable candidates....but why should we be any different to any other party? :-) You will find in yesterday's and today's posts, some heartbreakingly hopeless hopefuls, all vying for your support through the medium of parody. Pity them, and give them a look....
Are you sick of politicians,
With their tired verbal emissions?
Always vying for positions
When elected, then magicians
Make your money fade away- tax you..
It's a sad ol' state of play
If you seek a new direction
With a large humour injection
Candidates in each election
What a choc'late-box selection!
Take a look what's on display for you
It's our ballsy, brash buffet!
Vote Amiright to lead ye
From Florida to Fiji
Won't be obtuse or preachy
We'll make the world more.peachy!
It's.the..real..thing
Communist or democratic
Governments are all erratic
So the choice is automatic
We ain't left or right.we're tantric!
Fat or skinny, straight or gaydon't care
Even if you're in AA..
Vote Amiright to govern
And fill this earth with lovin'
No chads or B-box stuffin'
Hell, we won't promise nuffin'!
International, from Iowa to Innsbruck
Back your local AP "guy"
Vote Amiright to govern
Stop smirkingwe ain't bluffin'!
Votevotevotevotevotevote..won't you
Amamamamiright!!
Votevotevotevotevotevote..won't you
Amamamamiright!!
Hello, bonjour and hola
Meet Amiright's high rollers
The fun-time Ayatollahs
More widespread than ebola!
Multinational, from Memphis to Mombasa
Back your local AP "guy"
Hello, bonjour and hola
Cooler than Coca-Colaâ„¢
La-la-la-Lola.
Bye-bye Miss American Pie..
Mama, just killed a man.
Yesterday, all my
With their tired verbal emissions?
Always vying for positions
When elected, then magicians
Make your money fade away- tax you..
It's a sad ol' state of play
If you seek a new direction
With a large humour injection
Candidates in each election
What a choc'late-box selection!
Take a look what's on display for you
It's our ballsy, brash buffet!
Vote Amiright to lead ye
From Florida to Fiji
Won't be obtuse or preachy
We'll make the world more.peachy!
It's.the..real..thing
Communist or democratic
Governments are all erratic
So the choice is automatic
We ain't left or right.we're tantric!
Fat or skinny, straight or gaydon't care
Even if you're in AA..
Vote Amiright to govern
And fill this earth with lovin'
No chads or B-box stuffin'
Hell, we won't promise nuffin'!
International, from Iowa to Innsbruck
Back your local AP "guy"
Vote Amiright to govern
Stop smirkingwe ain't bluffin'!
Votevotevotevotevotevote..won't you
Amamamamiright!!
Votevotevotevotevotevote..won't you
Amamamamiright!!
Hello, bonjour and hola
Meet Amiright's high rollers
The fun-time Ayatollahs
More widespread than ebola!
Multinational, from Memphis to Mombasa
Back your local AP "guy"
Hello, bonjour and hola
Cooler than Coca-Colaâ„¢
La-la-la-Lola.
Bye-bye Miss American Pie..
Mama, just killed a man.
Yesterday, all my
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Wierd-Al Quality, but even that's an understatement. Pure genius. 555
...er, psst, Kristof..........um, as the Minister for Capitalising On National Insecurities, I don't know if I can live up to the above bluster - you may have to carry me, okay - I'm off to get a scotch.....* stagger *
...oh (hic) by the way, fine speech - with you all the (hic) way......
*yeah, a double thanks............oh yeah, and hold the ice*
...oh (hic) by the way, fine speech - with you all the (hic) way......
*yeah, a double thanks............oh yeah, and hold the ice*
Well this is just Divine, Kristof...=)
I'll consider it an honour to be in your cabinet Kristof, but as for "questionable candidates" I'll think that among us we'll always find at least one who is able to answer any question (if he/she's sober enough).
My "MAN-GRO"-generated second head agrees: FIVES for Der Kristofenator.
My fellow Americans, this is a 15 point parody.
As Secretary of OFfense I am speechless at the moment. I'll find something offensive to say later ( under my breath ). 5's.
votevotevotevotevotevotevotevotevotevotevotevotevotevotevote
Outstanding concept, Kristof. The AP would be an improvement over the incumbents who do such a great disappearing act with our money. But, tantric?
"More widespread than ebola!"
That line alone is worth 5's :-)
That line alone is worth 5's :-)
Yay! i had the song on, 1.4x speed while reading this. Pacing's impeccable "even if you're in AA"....We should vote an Amiright-ist into office. I..........vote.................................................................5s! "President 5s"...catchy, no?
"We ain't left or right….we're tantric" had be cacking...5's Kristof, and if I was of age to vote, I might consider assassinating you.
Infinitely better than any Bush speech I've heard, but then multiplying by 0 doesn't really give this the props it deserves. And I'm the Political AssAssin around here!
Excellent!!! 555
Marx & Engels had the Communist Manifesto. i believe you are the author of The Parodist Manifesto. Really creative tune that really does explain "our agenda", Comrade! THE COMPOSERS HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE BUT THEIR WORDS! 555
Well-said fearless leader. What next?
I say the next step is an album... i think it would turn out really well if we can find people to do the recording
Blessed art thou, Kristof. And blessed is the fruit of thy amazing brain.
I'm a pretty smart bird (i'm typing this with my beak) but that was very clever. Are you able to channel your linguistic abilities towards mediums other than song parodies? Am looking for talented people who have a way with words (and humor) to work on an satyrical, animated cartoon I've been fiddling with. Hit me up if interested. thewolfsings@hotmail.com Post script: "those are great f****ng lyrics man"
Vote for Dylan Baranski! He is an honest & hard-working parody writer! P.S., Dschinghis Khan is cool!
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