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Song Parodies -> "Dance With A Trout On My Head"

Original Song Title:

"Can't Get You Out Of My Head"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Kylie Minogue

Parody Song Title:

"Dance With A Trout On My Head"

Parody Written by:

Kristof Robertson

The Lyrics

The challenge: to write a surreal parody to a dance tune. The result? Well, errr.........;-)
Ha ha ha! ga-ga, bananas (x4)

I must dance with a trout on my head
Boy, he smells but I can't bust moves without
I must dance with a trout on my head
Boy, when he flaps in time, I feel so proud!

Ha ha ha! ga-ga, bananas (x4)

I romance with a trout in my bed
Boy, the honeys all love the way he pouts
I romance with a trout in my bed
Boy, I'm wondering how I scored without

Every night, we "coucher"*
Babes fall for his slimy charms...
Fish foreplay!
My lovemaking's exotic,
Erotic, aquatic, you got it!

Ha ha ha! ga-ga, bananas (x4)

I cut planks with a trout in my shed
Boy, my piscine woodworkin' draws a crowd
I cut planks with a trout in my shed
Til the cops tell me trout-saws aren't allowed

There's a straitjacket for me
Me and my wet mate must part
Set him free!
Let him be....in sea!
Set him free!
I'm shakin'!
Please take him!
Heart's breakin'!
Don't bake him!

(Ha ha ha! ga-ga, bananas)
I can't dance with no trout on my head!
Nil romance with no trout in my bed!
Uncut planks with no trout in my shed!
Bought a piano tuna instead!
* coucher: pronounced "koo-SHAY"....french for "to sleep"

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 14

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Matthias - January 14, 2008 - Report this comment
I can't put my flipper on it, but there's something fishy about this parody....
alvin - January 14, 2008 - Report this comment
surreal indeed...piano tuner...lol
Agrimorfee - January 14, 2008 - Report this comment
(Dec2) Because, after all, you can tune a piano, but etc...You covered the bases of Surreality and Dance in the round to a T. See, now, was that so hard? :) tehe, j/k 555
Jack Wilson - January 14, 2008 - Report this comment
Dont like that OS at all, love this parody 5s
Below Average Dave (badave.com) - January 14, 2008 - Report this comment
Um. . . .ah. . .ok. . .wow, very interesting. . .Wow
Peregrin - January 14, 2008 - Report this comment
Excellent! Not because it's Kylie though, for whom my inbuilt musical aversion would naturally have cause me to score zeroes. But Kristof, you get 5's all round for making me think about the Led Zeppelin mudshark incident and Kylie in the same train of thought. Meow! I'm at work and now I cannot concentrate...
Matthias - January 23, 2008 - Report this comment
Wonderfully weird (As alvin usually says). I wouldn't say that this is one of your better parodies, but the idea is of pure Kristof genius.
bobpiecheese - January 28, 2008 - Report this comment
(Dec 2.0) Never would've thought that a trout would become this round's hottest fashion accesory. Wait, that was Round 7...anyways, well done Kristof, 555, blah blah blah.
Jack Wilson - January 30, 2008 - Report this comment
See above
Arwen - January 30, 2008 - Report this comment
Decathlon...and you say that MY subconscious is cracked up? I don't know WHERE you come up with this stuff, KR! Brilliant, of course...
stuart mcarthur - January 30, 2008 - Report this comment
(dec2.8) heh heh piano tuna heh heh - I'll tell you what KR, every time I hear the song from now on I'll be hearing "Ha ha ha! ga-ga, bananas!" - lol - and I loved all the out/head rhyme combinations - like Arwen said great as usual - 555 - and I'm a HUGE Kylie fan btw
Below Average Dave (badave.com) - January 31, 2008 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I have to know Kristof, just have to WHERE ON EARTH DID YOU COME UP WITH THE IDEA FOR THIS. . .it's just so surreal. . .Very unusual, very original and just very different!
Jeff Reuben - January 31, 2008 - Report this comment
Wow...talk about surreal, there was something fishy about this one! Deeply crazy song that will keep me up for nights.
EmiLoca - August 26, 2008 - Report this comment
I can't believe I just now ran across this one. Double-you-tee-eff mate? You left me literally LOLing, you absurd specimen.

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